Angel: *Walking around the hotel in full drag*
Alastor: Angel if you must strut around the parlour in Full Regalia, then I have to insist you find more a tasteful pair of footwear.
Angel: You got a fuckin problem with my heels?
Alastor: ……..Yes. They’re poking holes in the carpet and I don’t need Niffty wasting her day tailing yours.
Angel: …………………….…ughhh………. Fine.
Vaggie: Huh……………. and here I thought you were gonna bitch about the dress…
Alastor: …..And why in hell, would I do that?
Vaggie: uhh…. Because angels a guy? And you’re old as shit.
Alastor: ……….My dear you seem to have confused me with an idiot.
Vaggie: -It’s not hard honestly.
Alastor: ……………………………….
Husk: For fucks sake…. He ain’t a transphobe, He’s a misandrist.
Alastor: Why husker! It’s nice to see all that time sobering up is finally paying off! Do keep it up, We’d hate to see you forget your name again~
Husk: go fuck yourself…
Vaggie: -Wait -How the fuck does that make any sense??? Wouldn’t that just make you hate angel MORE for dressing as a woman???
Alastor:*sighs* …..Will there ever be a day where I don’t have to simplify everything around here?…. I don’t hold my bias in how a person represents themselves through clothing…. but in how one represents in attitude.
Vaggie: ………….wuh?
Husk: …….fuckin hell, i can see this turnin to shit…. *picks up the nearest bottle*
Vaggie: ……………………….Wait…..
Alastor: Take your time….
Husk: *takes cover under the bar*
Vaggie:
Alastor:
Husk:
Vaggie:
Alastor:
Husk:
Vaggie: -YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT BECAUSE IM A FUCKIN MASC!?!
Alastor: ah, so close! ….I believe what you’re supposed to say is; “Thank you Alastor, For validating the brutishly sour mood I consider representation!”
Vaggie: *ANGRILY SCREAMING IN SPANISH AS SHE PULLS OUT HER SPEAR*










