#fuckaduck

[stylessemantics]

Me: tries to lose some weight Mom: has some people over from another country and asks them to bring some sweets we all love. Thanks.

[mii-lo]

Are we still doing that thing where we cut six pack rings so ducks don’t choke? I’ve been doing that for 20 years, have ducks not learned to not choke on them yet? Better creatures have gone extinct for lesser reasons.

[mindyourdirt]

Nothing like a little early evening Trident II missile testing to bring on the Christmas spirit. Terrifying and beautiful. #missile #icbm #nowiamdestroyerofworlds #fuckaduck (at San Diego, California)

[wildrosebudva-blog]

always a damn duck snooping about

[lifesucksandsodoesyourmom-blog]

I made this so I hope you all enjoy it

[gastropost]

From Gastroposter Jason Finestone, via Instagram:

Happy Christmakah! Roasted duck, Jerusalem artichoke puree, sweet paprika candied walnuts, sweet potato with coffee and maple syrup, French beans with black trumpet mushrooms, butter lemon and thyme and bourbon plum mulberry sauce.

[geneticjumble]

I've just realized that I am the only one in my family that hasn't been in the hospital for something, like overnight....this might be a good thing?

[thatspace]

these sticker like thoughts are eating me alive, their glitter falling off and returning to the bitter reallity