#fuckage

[emlynphoenix]

[deadlifttillimdead]

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585 x ♾ with @nickbeststrongman 585lb Deadlift for 17reps at @filthypowergym deadlift party last night! @brandon_allen88 @that_hugeasian_guy @deadlifttillimdead @kingofthelifts #fuckage #performaxlabs #beststrong #worldsstrongestman #worldsstrongestfamily #mastersworldsstrongestman #ironrebel #playagainnow #deadlift #powerlifting #strongman thanks to @rhodes.collin for recording this! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz3_YDfADqZ/?igshid=5vrdssy6la60

[deadlifttillimdead]

Now THAT is a deficit!!! @nickbeststrongman 405lb straight leg deadlifts for 10 reps off a 6 inch block! That will get your glutes and hammies burning! #performaxlabs #teamperformaxlabs #ironrebel #playagainnow #fuckage #worldsstrongestman #mastersworldsstrongestman #worldsstrongestfamily #strongman #powerlifting #deadlifts #uspa #ipl #ilht #bsc https://www.instagram.com/p/Byi-cYNgqGo/?igshid=ze2tv7i9pdjh

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Thanos is back 505 x 22 • @nickbeststrongman 505lb deadlift for 22 reps = strongman cardio! Just a brutal day did 10 sets of 2 on atlas stones to 70 inches after this! #wowstraps #fuckage #beststrong #ironrebel #performaxlabs #playagainnow #mastersworldsstrongestman #worldsstrongestman #thanos #deadlift #deadliftforreps #powerlifting #strongman #painistemporary filmed and edited by @dylancbest https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx7TBMugJh0/?igshid=j48imsb0vw5x

[sjsorcerer-blog]

Sex, Sex, Sex (Yeah!)

Welcome back!

I knew you couldn’t keep away, you rascals. Ready for the juiciest blog post you’ve read from a [person] from [a certain organization] you’ve ever read? God bless it you are! It’s time to spill major sex-laden secrets Yours Truly has managed to wring out of [the country I’m currently living in] so far.

(For those of you uncomfortable with either the subject matter or the fact that I’m going straight to sex as my first real blog post, I’d like to offer my sincerest apologies and suggest that maybe you don’t read it? Literally no one’s forcing you to read it. )

(Honestly, if you keep reading, it’s your own problem.)

Disclaimer: The following paragraphs contain mentions of queerness, Grindr, gay sex, men having sex with men, metaphorical depictions of gay sex, and texting.

(Last chance, Puritans~)

Grindr.

It’s international. If you got internet and a face like mine (read: white, blue eyes, brown hair, facial hair, generally patriarchy pretty), you’re pretty much set to drown in nearby man parts. Or at least genitals within an hour of travel. Luckily, this gay has only ever lived technically within city limits since he’s been in [said country].

When reading the Grindr profiles in my vicinity, and examining the types of conversations I’m having, it doesn’t seem that a lot of men are having as much sex as they’d like. This makes things slightly easier for me, due to the general lack of preferred fuckage gays are plagued with here.*

(*I never used Grindr back in [my home nation], so I don’t have a base to compare my findings to necessarily.)

Allow me to lay out the steps of how a gay gets laid here with Grindr, the genre of a [Country Name] Grindr Hook-Up, if you will:

1) Open conversation on the app.

2) Get person’s Whatsapp (a texting application used frequently here).

3) Text about how much each person wants sex with the other.

4) Sweeten the deal with nudes from each party.

5) After much wrangling, finally decide when and where the fucking can take place.

6) Meet up inconspicuously at an inconspicuous spot. Afterall, nobody around you can realize that two men are going to be touching each other’s genitals soon.

7) Get lost trying to find the particular “residency” that doesn’t have an issue serving gay patrons.

8) On way there, make sure to ignore all the stares about why a gringo is following a [nationality] man around on these city sidewalks.

9) Wait for future sex companion to whistle at the residency attendant through the barred door, you know, like a spy would do.

10) Marvel at the maritime brothel/colonial decor and architecture of the residency.

11) Purchase an hour worth of a room.

12) Fuck, obviously.

13) Exit Den of Good Repute trying not to make it obvious the two of you just had sex.

Now, this recipe may vary, for example, if you or your partner already have a private place for bumping each other’s uglies. However, you’ll soon find the above steps are commonly played out again and again by the queer male population of this city in this country.

That’s all for this week, faithful followers. Tune in next week to see if I actually get to bump my ugly on a kinky queer man with a heart of gold.

–Your Gay, the SJ Sorcerer.

[ron-gi]

📷 for a competitors HR Mag - i'll be fired soon 🙏 #fuckage

[icontinue]

ME: Ever since then I wonder why I couldn’t say it... I knew and still know what caused it but I couldn’t say it... Why couldn’t I say it? Was I expecting them to respond in a negative way? I wanted to play it safe? Keep my options open? What was it if I no longer gave a fuck about them?

THEM: People always found out no matter how long it takes. In this case, the truth waltzed along in the least expected way... But the wind keeps blowing, the water keeps flowing, and shit will continue growing.

[screamqueen-97]

I saw the spoilery foreign sherlock trailer oh dear i fucked up but it was also awesome