#fucking arsehole

[viiisenyas]

apparently if you rivalmance Anders, sleep with him and then break up with him Hawke says “I’m not ready for that kind of commitment.”

Anders is like wHAT

and Hawke says, “Sorry, you just weren’t that good” 😭😭😭😭

[mics59]

Us @ Ad*m

[rabentochter]

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[little-crow-corvere]

BigJon: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it Barbara.

[gnarf]

So someone

Who wasn't me logged into my tumblr.

Thank fuck I was still awake.

Fuck you at whoever that was.

I wish for your genitalia to break out in a horrible rash that can't be fixed for fucking months you disgrace of a human being.

[dont-offend-the-bees]

You know what I have started pokemon omega ruby THREE TIMES now, and I never get any further than the third gym, because some chucklehead thought it'd be a good idea to give us the pokeradar at the START of the game, so instead of progressing with the story I obsessively chase a certain pokemon until I've found the Right One with the Cool Move because there's no way in hell I can ignore the concept of a cooler better one being r i G h T t h e r e and basically who ever signed off on this idea is a damn moron ok you this obsessive polehoarder shit is what's supposed to keep you entertained in the slow post-elite 4 endgame, not when you're supposed to be saving the world bit you can't because c o o l p o k e m o n plus now I feel bad for apparently loving my pokemon conditionally and basically this is a mess w h y w o u l d y o u d o t h i s

[cryptogamist]

i follow a woman on my main blog, eileen. eileen has been in a relationship with mark for a few years. they lived together, had a few dogs, and she was frequently posting happy family photos and text posts about how much she loves him and how grateful she is for him. from my albeit limited perspective, he seemed like a genuinely good boyfriend/good guy. 

they broke up recently.... i’m honestly not sure why, but it was obviously nasty.

anyway she’s been posting screen shots of threatening messages he’s been sending her, things like “hmm i wonder what i should do with all these nude pictures i have of you? maybe i should delete them in case my phone somehow gets hacked and they’re leaked? that would be bad, wouldn’t it???”

and i just am reminded of how much i really fucking hate men

[minittwastaken]

don'tcha just love when people tag their critical posts with the og tag?