#fucking based

[cns-mari]

"My biceps are about to rip out of my shirt" blah blah blah smt smt lobster smt smt too buttery xoxo

[sapphire-weapon]

holy shit

i just found porn of rufus fucking tifa on his desk

it's a fucking two and a half minute long video

i don't know if i even still have people following me from 2020/2021, back when i had an entire shinra-based community around me

but if any of you are still here for some reason, i want you to know that you guys were the first and only thing i thought of while watching this

i was just grinning the whole time and clapping like a fucking seal

you fucking madmen

you crazy fucking bastards

you made the thing happen

you actually, finally did it

you...

you....

crazy kids.........

[sandeewithtwoe]

Ok. I had that user blocked. That’s why I didn’t see Jakei’s reblog…

[technofeudalism]

[anonymouscomrade]

i'm doing an ARR relic in FFXIV for glamour purposes (excalibur, to be specific) and i'd totally forgotten there's a levequest that's just straight-up "go murder these debt collectors"

[thefaginogion]

RLON MUSK'S WIFE LEFT hiM FOR CHELSEA MANNING?!

[gaycop]

Episode 2 of mr meaty has the boys selling “Miss Meaty” burgers with girly sauce which basically has estrogen in it, parker begins chugging the sauce and immediately turns into a girl

[5isacolor]

communism is when capitalism, so true bestie