#fucking cows

[dear-ao3]

I will pray for you and the great state of Cowaware...

congratulations. out of all 146 things in my inbox right now this one is by far the worst. 

[veterinaryshitposting]

[goddess-of-the-fangirls]

COWS AGAIN

They're gonna turn a wurm into a fucking cow and I'm having traumatic flashbacks to the night of the vox machina cows...

And polymorphing the giant bird (rok? However that's spelled?) into a bucking bunny rabbit?!?!?

FUCKING COWS AND POLYMORPH

[compulsivefarmer]

I bent over to move the food trough and one of the angus heifers head butted me right in the ass. She knocked me over into the electric fence. It was not nearly as funny as my husband thought it was.

[67-impalas]

For the love of god can these cows calve. We’ve had a month of sunny warm weather and only 20% have dropped babies. Before we get a hit of snow again I’d rather deal with babies NOW.

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR LADIES, YOURE SCREWING UP MY BREEDING SCHEDULE 🙃

[sleepysailorpisces]

Bitch Sesh

Okay, but has anyone considered that lactose intolerance is underrated form of hell?

[compulsivefarmer]

I hate you assholes. At least they aren’t in the road this time.

[paintedgoat]

One of my neighbor's cows was on our lane today. I have no idea how she got out. I didn't see a down fence. When she saw me she ran towards the gate, so I followed her and opened it. She was suspicious, but friendly. As she walked by, I noticed just how freaking massive and wide her head was. I don't know the name of the breed, but they are black and white Oreo striped meat cows with longish wavy hair and HUGE heads. I wanted to pet her, but I was actually a bit intimidated by her. I've never been that close to a head that looked so much like a battering ram.