yknow sometimes you just gotta load up your mashed potato on dairy because your love for lactose exceeds your fear of god

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yknow sometimes you just gotta load up your mashed potato on dairy because your love for lactose exceeds your fear of god
You sure know how to mess me up inside.
My stomach deciding whether or not to reject the food I just ate
[ Gif of Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator. He has his thumb held in a neutral position before turning his wrist to give a thumbs down. ]
nobody tell him
being lactose intolerant is great you get this intense episode of continuous farts at night and you're like "is it the 3 cheese sandwich I had in the morning the milk I had for lunch or the ice cream I had a few hours ago"
Eating cheese curds after taking a single lactaid feels like fucking the forbidden fruit with a paper thin condom
Because all the baddest babes are lactose intolerant! FACT!
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