#fucking dildos

[theshorttree]

I finished watching today’s cloudward ho episode and turned to my roommate and said “I can’t wait to go on tumblr after this it’s going to be so good” and none have disappointed me

Extra shout out to “a second dildo hits the map”

[joeyisanolive]

why do men think it's girly to smell nice???

[thebatman-chronicles]

Jesus Christ, Tumblr is full of love yourself posts and bullshit but the minute someone starts praising themselves or some shit, they become a special snowflake or a narcissist or whatever.. UHM, please make up your mind, Tumblr?? Like ?????

[salty-pidge]

As if school wasn't stressful enough. now my parents are making me pay for it, and compensating me according to my grade.... which I suppose is fine, but they've always told me that as long as I'm going to school and doing well they'd cover it. but they're too old and senile to remember that shit.  Now I'm getting like 8 hours a week (a graveyard shift at that) going to school the day after my graveyard shift, doing a ballsack amount of homework, looking for a second job, and I have to worry about if I'm going to be able to pay for school next semester.    I'm officially forced to get an A from now on so that I don't have to worry about money as much. Which is dumb.  I've always done exceedingly well in school now they're basically punishing me.  I'm so stressed, and I want to die

[turbonormie]

aside from alcohol I've pretty much drug free for like a month shit sucks fuck cops

[drriffly]

you may be a lot bigger than me, but i swear to god if you try anything i will bash you so hard in the balls that you'll feel it in your adam's apple. try me. get your girlfriend on me and watch. watch what happens.

[milesofbasil]

just watched the breakfast club for the first time, and i liked it a lot.

[gifsforthemasses]