Sirius calling Severus "Snivellus" while Severus has spent years holed up in the slum his parents left him, a place that only brings back memories of misery and violence, without so much as flinching meanwhile Sirius spends literally two days in his old family home and the first thing he does is grab a bottle of firewhiskey, claim his mother's bedroom, and drink dramatically while having tearful conversations with a hippogriff is one of those ironies that will never stop being absolutely hilarious to me.













