JOHNATHAN. JOHNATAN FUCKING STROUD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
YOU'D BE DEAD. BUT I'LL SAVE EVERYONE. AND TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOUR SACRIFICE.
YOU'D BE DEAD. BUT I'LL SAVE EVERYONE. AND TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOUR SACRIFICE.

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JOHNATHAN. JOHNATAN FUCKING STROUD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
YOU'D BE DEAD. BUT I'LL SAVE EVERYONE. AND TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOUR SACRIFICE.
YOU'D BE DEAD. BUT I'LL SAVE EVERYONE. AND TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOUR SACRIFICE.
UH HEY THERE ANNE WHAT DID YOU SAY THERE ABOUT LIMITED TIME TO LIVE AND UH. BRAINWASHING???
BRUH I JUST REALISED OK SO before y’all told me what happened on the stream i was listening busted from phineas and ferb and don’t know about you but i find it kinda fucking ironic
"We're slashing prices"
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Oh mY GOD
GILEAR’S FIRST EVER ROLL WAS A NAT 1???
SO I'm reading "We Were Infinite" by WolfStarPups90 on AO3
And it's really freaking good and I just came to this line when the 7th year Marauders were talking about funerals and death:
“If I go before any of you,” James continued as he took a bite of a dinner roll. “Promise me you won’t have any of this shit. Throw a bloody party for me, you know? Get wasted and tell embarrassing stories about me. Take it to the streets.”
Sirius barked a laugh. “You want me to get arrested or something? Shit.”
“I think if I die, the best way to celebrate me would be to do something that could possibly warrant being arrested, sure.”
AND I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND IM SO MAD AND HAD TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD
Me, someone who knows what happens at the end of this game:
oh yeah i just remembered that like when i was little i used to like foam up my hair in the shower so it would hold its shape so i could look like a boy