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• Pyro • retired from fandom life to become a software engineer • original post tag: .pyro • art tag: pyro.art • amphibia archived to @sasha-waybright • pyroclastic727 on ao3 • pyroclastic on bandcamp

[pyroclastic727]

new pinned post

follow or die

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[ace-trainer-alice]

Sorry, I know you said your parents or partners were abusive and did terrible things to you in the name of love. But I just need you to know that they did that because they thought they were feeling love, but what they were feeling for you wasn't real love, okay? And the real problem here is clearly that people don't agree with my personal idealized vision of what love is. So you need to listen to me. Real love is a good thing for everyone involved. okay? Real love is overwhelming. Real love is found in the scent of her clothing that you stole from her hamper when she wasn't in the room. Real love is when you look up someone else's username to find their old accounts when they were less good at opsec. Real love is global positioning systems and chains and zipties and drugs that dissolve in drinks. Real love sometimes feels disgusting and makes you throw up when you think about it but that's because you weren't embracing it enough. Real love is an intrusion in your mind by something that feels external that empties you out and replaces you with something better. Real love is the red dripping from scratches she left in you. Real love leaves you hollows out and crying yourself to sleep because you lost the only thing that made you feel it. Real love is scheming and planning and plotting to make things better. Okay?

[playfullstar]

ok so…

[nots27]

First of all, NO movie spoilers in the comments ❌ even if I already saw it, I will be deleting spoiler comments until the final ep is out on YouTube!

Anyways, I made this piece to celebrate the finale of this amazing series that has done irreversible damage in my head, and nothing makes me happier than enjoying the journey until the very end (please don't let it flop, lineart took forever 😭)

[jame7t]

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

[christianstepmoms]

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

[jame7t]

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

[sketchyvero]

Soo I watched the backrooms…

[filmphotofranz]

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[vesperosy]

double page spread for @aa4zine2026!

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

My Fellow Americans, I am running for President once again!

As you may have heard, I was returned to the mortal plane this year via Satanic Ritual, and through the lesbianism of the human vessel I possessed, my soul was TRANSFORMED into WOKENESS! This means I no longer stand for the Harmful Republican nature of my previous life; no, quite the opposite.

I fight for the Woke Army Now!

Also I'm Sexy. Don't ask.

Now that I have born witness to the absolute HAVOC Mr. Trump is wreaking on the United States with my own two eyes, I have made it my mission to BEAT him in the upcoming 2028 election.

On top of this, I have revived my Dear, Dear friend from my previous life, @coquettethatcher-official, to be my RUNNING MATE! I think she's also a lesbian now?

Also, I have chosen @dailyhorseposting to be my Secretary of Defense. This horsie puts Pete Hegseth to shame!

My Campaign Promises:

Socialism as the National Religion. Who said we were a Christian Nation?

Mandatory Abortions Once a Week. Smite that baby, baby!

Trickle Up Economics. You'll Find Out.

Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens In Prison. The Most Urgent of My Promises.

All Cisgender Straight White Men Jailed. Due process except for Those Guys.

Want to Learn More? Check out my brand new CAMPAIGN WEBSITE!!!

Vote for Reagan 2028!

Ronald Reagan is back and SEXIER than EVER!

And while you're at it, you should...

Vote for Reagan 2028!

p.s. I am also running for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 but that's a Whole Other Thing

[transgenderer]

i think it's easy to hate on software because it's objectively less cool than hardware and theres a lot more potential for slop and adversarial interactions (exactly because of the cheapness that makes software so wonderful) etc. id like to suggest you take a moment to think of all the wonderful software in your life. wikipedia, your navigation app of choice, editing software (image music video etc). social media depending on how you feel about that. google.com. thank you software. if you like, share some beloved software in your life. mwah

[pyroclastic727]

"taylor swift is secretly gay" oh so you still believe in taylor swift? did your parents not tell you :(

[bonboneka]

femboy-shaped solution

[our-queer-experience]

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

Children. If you don't listen to nothing else I say, listen to this: Hit them. Hit them right in the mouth. You might still cry, but you'll feel good that you didn't *just* cry. It's always okay to hit a racist. Every time.

[beanytuesday]

What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)?