#fucking spotify

[vera-dauriac]

Spotify's inability to recognize that different recordings of the same piece are essentially the same song is making me stabby. I do NOT need the same trite Brahms piano piece on every mix they make me a minimum of 3 times!!! For the love of God, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!

[cheesecakeyuri]

I JUST GOT BROKEN UP WITH BY MY FIRST LOVE AND THE FUCKING CHOP CHOP SLIDE STARTED PLAYING

[ferigrievance]

hey google how do you strangle a corporation asking for a friend

[enthronedremains]

Listening to the songs from Anastasia the Broadway musical and literally bawling my eyes, thank you @wallsofdust for this marvelous discovery! I mean In a Crowd of Thousands fucking killed me. Now if only FUCKING SPOTIFY HAD THIS ALBUM AVAILABLE IN SERBIA!!!

[wizardnuke]

did you know that you can get a break from the ads?

[UNCOMFORTABLY LONG PAUSE]

yes, really!

[saturnsjam]

spotify: the next thirty minutes are ad free thanks to the following sponser

me: no thanks

spotify: yes? you said yes?

me: no

spotify: enjoy your ad :)

[roadworkaheaduhyea-blog]

BIGBANG: Hey, here's our song. It's call Fantastic Baby-

Spotify: Did you just call my a baby?! I am so offended and triggered. I am older than a baby!

BIGBANG: it's just a song-

Spotify: no. This is my feelings. *Titles Fanstaic baby as Fantastic Boy*

BIGBANG:...

Spotify: fuck you

[rogerina-is-the-og-diva]

i am infact so very pissed that spotify just played an ad that i need to make another post like PLEASE???? I PAY YOU???? HELLO??? I HAVE PREMIUM??? WHY genuinely WHY so i pay you if you are gonna play me ads on my podcast whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy omg let me just hear my funny history funfacts fuck offffffffff mateeeee