#fucking ted

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

Tuffnut: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? Ruffnut: The final boss. Fishlegs: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Tuffnut: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

[sorryiwasasleep]

Thinking about all the days that he has to go without talking to her and crying

[whedoncon]

So I haven’t done any fallout whatsoever for Ted, so I guess that’s what I’m doing tonight.

[whedoncon]

Buffy kicking ted’s ass after he hits her gives me life

[whedoncon]

But first let me tell you about this drunkblog’s alcohol selection. It stuck out to me in the store today. “Who the fuck is Josh” I thought to myself as I picked it up, examining the obnoxiously elegant script they’d chosen for such a suburban name. “Fucking Josh,” I said as I put it into my basket.

I’ve lived in America’s suburbs and liberal colleges and hipster neighborhoods long enough to have had my share of run-ins with Joshes that didn’t turn out to be shit. Those one syllable, robot nice guys, am I right? Here’s to you, Ted. Here’s to you, Josh.

You empty soup can jerk.

[lockwoodtrash]

A voice spoke close behind me: 'Lucy?'    I cried out, ripping my rapier clear of its Velcro clasp. I spun round, sword held ready, heart throbbing against my chest. The door of the bedroom had opened. A tall slim figure stood there, silhouetted by swirling torchlight and clouds of magnesium smoke. One hand was on his hip; the other rested on his sword hilt. His long coat hung rippling around him.

Ted Daley and Lucy, The Creeping Shadow

-Jonathan Stroud

[kryptonians]

Ted weighs in

[aleloveslarry]

I'm about to watch the last two episodes from HIMYM. Finally will know how ted met the fucking mother