Sorry I Was Asleep

she/her - mid 20’s - queer

[sorryiwasasleep]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Come visit me and my fleeting moments of inspiration on AO3

[queer-as-city-folk]

They should banish me, to joy and kindness island where all the joyous people reside

[queer-as-city-folk]

Maybe then this deep depression I am walking slowly into would fade

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 12 hours 52 minutes

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[clowns-ofthesame-circus]

sometimes i wonder about the girl who used to be the stepmother. because obviously the trolls need to steal someone’s skin to become human. so that means she was someone once. i wonder who she was. who were her friends? what was her role in the village? did she have a family? how did she wind up being the person the stepmother chose? was she even from the village? if so, did anyone notice the change in her personality from original woman to stepmother? was there a change at all?

i wonder about her. i have so many questions

[solo-wolo]

Clark reading up on some history. Was a study but turned into our fav reporter.

[vm-voidmaster]

I'll allow him some happiness today

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[no-one-offical]

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[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm always thinking of "why is his smile so radiant"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[notdayle]

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

[notdayle]

Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[fantasmadebarovia]

[but-a-humble-goon]

I'm loving how much they're leaning into the shameless fanservice with Clark in My Adventures. I'm serious, it's great. Superman is for everyone and everyone includes people who wanna see gorgeous shirtless softboys with glistening titties getting whumped all day long.

[mrawkweird]

She'll make a Superman out of you.

[skarchomp]

the real reason my adventures with superman succeeds where so many superman stories before and since have failed is that the people making it are horny as fuck for clark kent

[stargazerofgoldenwords]

You know what? Kudos to the showrunners for their two-season streak of having Brainiac put Clark Kent in the sluttiest outfit near the finale.

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender