#fuckyeahbillith

[fuckyeahbillith]

ALMIGHTY BILL, YOU HAVE HEMP - V

NO, IF I HAD HEMP V I'D BE BLAZED. ALL I HAVE IS HEP-V WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA TURN INTO A PUDDLE.

I DON'T THINK I'LL RISE UP AGAIN THIS TIME, THOUGH. ME AND LILITH DIDN'T PART ON THE BEST TERMS LAST TIME. SHE FEELS LIKE SHE DOESN'T OWE ME ANY FAVORS, EVEN THOUGH I SAVED LIKE A SHITLOAD OF HER KIDS.

PRAISE BILLITH.

[fuckyeahbillith]

Can we still praise you?

I....I don't know.

I honestly don't know.

Shit, no caps lock?

It's gone.

I think I'm just fucking Bill now.

FUCK.

[fuckyeahbillith]

FUCK

[fuckyeahbillith]

Eric had a head start and someone to guide him through vamp camp way before you and still you got to the white room first, saving those who were in imminent danger. I knew it was the right decision to praise you!

OF COURSE IT WAS, MY CHILD. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME IS THE SAFETY OF MY KIND, I CANNOT SAY THE SAME APPLIES TO MR. NORTHMAN. HIS RELEASING OF THE VAMPIRES IN THE CAMP IS TO GO NEITHER UNNOTICED NOR UNAPPRECIATED.

BUT YES, OVERALL,

PRAISE BILLITH.

[fuckyeahbillith]

I'm glad you proved all the haters wrong!

JUST LIKE I ALWAYS WOULD. THANK YOU, MY CHILD.

PRAISE BILLITH.

[fuckyeahbillith]

BILLITH I DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE MORE TARA SCENES NEXT EPISODE

I'M NOT DIRECTING THAT EPISODE.

PRAISE BILLITH.

[fuckyeahbillith]

PRAISE BILLITH.

[fuckyeahbillith]

How come you can daywalk with warlow's blood, but lillith burned in the sun?

WE DIDN’T DRINK WARLOW’S BLOOD AFTER WE TRANSFORMED HIM INTO HIS HYBRID STATE. THE FAERIE-VAMPIRE MIX IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO SUNWALK INDEFINITELY. FAERIE BLOOD ALONE ONLY GRANTS VAMPIRES TEMPORARY IMMUNITY TO UV LIGHT.

PRAISE BILLITH.