#fuckyouimfunny

[inlecebrosus]

In MA, need my cock sucked for old times sake

Gareth? lol

[mrsmthrb1tc4]

#fucktheex #ex #funny #fuckyouimfunny 😂😂😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/BpPfBiAlPfaZ4ANlrXYeotOvHI9C2cuRii1Uv80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jb9j834p62e8

[brokencinema]

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Whenever I hear someone complimenting the #lighting on #set Good job capturing me in my natural environment @philiphoangx #gaffer #fuckyouimfunny #seinfeld (at Calabasas, California)

[brytannelee]

Cecilia looks like she's dreaming about diabetes and Alex looks like he's dreaming of how he shrunk the kids. #cecilia #cici #alex #honeyishrunkthekids #fuckyouimfunny

[inlecebrosus]

White boy really down for a chocolate lady

I think they make those @ the Hershey factory

[lovinglymurderous]

Teacher: *walks by me*

Me: Hey, hey. I have a joke about science.

Teacher:

Teacher: What is it?

Me: Okay, why do you think volcanoes don’t move?

Teacher: Uh... Why?

Me: Because they need a vol-CANE-o.

Teacher: ...

Teacher: *walks away*

[inlecebrosus]

if you guys ever think you're being too petty, you should know that I once took all my ex-roomie's forks and spoons so she only had knives to eat with.

[ohwoahitshayle]

Drunk thoughts

Note to self: Call the repair man in the morning, the room is spinning again.