Top 5 swords(wo)men ? Top 5 headcanon about Kisame ?
josh aaahh THANK U FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT MY BOYS
Zabuza and kisame, get to share a spot because they are the most plot-shaking characters and i am deeply emotionally attached to both of them. zabuza is the original kiri dad and had the best arc in this whole series and also TWO of the best moments from any non-protagonist (running through the missing nin to cut off gato’s head WITH HIS TEETH and “i wish i could go to where you have gone”). and kisame who is so disillusioned with his homeland, who is loyal til the end who hates the way he looks and the things he’s done but cares for the people around him, he is enormous and full of love and watching him fight and even just interact with people is such a treat
idk if we’re counting boruto characters but Buntan Kurosuki, arguably the only one of those kids who has any right to wield those swords and I’m not talking about birthright i am talking about skill. she fucks shit up!! and god does she have so much going on; she’s a filler character but she feels like a fully realized person with layers to her. she’s my daughter and i love her and i hope this arc ends well for her ;w;
raiga. i want to hit him with a truck, i want to do questionably ethical experiments on him, i want to give him a hug
ameyuri >W< more evidence that short people are more unhinged because they’re closer to hell. i have a screenshot of her saved on my desktop just so i can look at her every once in awhile. four feet ten inches of rage and lightning
I’m going to put jinpachi and kushimaru together because fuck it. they’re so chaotic and i like that they either were constantly sewing/blowing each other up in life or when they became undead they immediately incorporated their regeneration into their strategy, that’s cool as fuck. they have really neat powers and they’re bloodthirsty and look awesome :)
kisame headcanons (i don’t even have that many my dude I’m going 2 be honest but here we go)
he won best tits in the akatsuki the second year he joined and then every year since
he thinks he’s so unattractive but 90% of the people he’s ever worked with have a little crush on him, reasons range from he’s so nice and polite to it’s incredibly sexy to watch him fight to they’re a monsterfucker. the uh. the other 10% were victims of his bluntness or possibly his sword
he tells itachi dad jokes. he has at least one joke book. the “mighty stupid looking guy” line was but a small sample the audience got. this started after he left the mist because like so many others he went looking for a coping mechanism and found laughter :) much healthier than some other people i could mention.
he’ll go to nail salons when he can. likes to be pampered a little bit -w- maybe it’s itachi rubbing off on him, bc he likes em too.
the ocean is his happy place. he’s spent days on end down there, it can make him sick bc even tho he can breathe underwater (a bonus headcanon??) he’s still warm blooded and still susceptible to motion sickness. but he loves being down there because things make sense. creatures are born, and if they reach maturity they mate and then they die. no one’s waging war on anyone else. his taxonomic recognition is unmatched too, he knows exactly what all the fish around kiri are and whether they’re a danger to your health.