#fulgrimfanboy

[ask-the-lord-of-iron]

I was hired to put this in your hands. No questions. Please don't kill me.

Fulgrim,

Against my better judgment, I will return your messenger. At first, I was going to have him tortured, but he started moaning in a way that made me deeply uncomfortable, and I feel that the best thing I can do is return him to you for destruction.

As for your ‘demands’-

No.

Any man worthy of serving me will not allow themselves to be fucked by you.

Any man who let himself be fucked by you I will kill.

Do your worst. It will be nothing more to me than the ineffectual stomping of a petulant child.

Remember. I have pounded your face once. And I will do it again.

-Perturabo

[askmagnus]

Lord Magnus, one of them WAS a close up of your dick.

I’m assuming it’s yours, since it is red like you…?

- Lyra

Fulgrim!

I need this delt with…

I need a full catalog of every image you took…

I needa list of all the beings you disseminated them to…

I need to know how long it takes to suffocate a snake…

[myresin]

Reading @fulgrimfanboy like a book while he thinks he’s a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma.

Meanwhile he’s the equivalent of “WATER IS WET”

[daddy-lupercal69]

That being said, Daddy’s still waiting for his babygirl to reply to his texts…

[fulgrimfanboy]

I'M BACK

JUST IN TIME FOR THE TUMBLR BOYCOTT BABY I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WAS TAKEN DOWN BUT Y'KNOW SEE Y'ALL ON THE 21ST

[askmagnus]

Why is Fulgrim so in love with himself?

Well, I think it’s really a product of him growing up as a big fish in a small pond. He was able to make sweeping suicidal industrial and cultural changes in a very short amount of time… And then he was swept up and became relatively small, but important cog in a larger machine.

Can you imagine the ego death that must come with that?

I believe that’s where the perfectionistic tendencies come from. Both the very real privations of his childhood and his desire to be a special boy in a time and place when there are 17 other special boys.

It’s why he acts out. And it’s why he’s so conceited. It’s a mask. Defensive armor as strong as his battle plate.

Underneath it all, I think there’s an enormous degree of insecure self loathing.

[askmagnus]

My lord, I am just a humble follower and I am not the same as the previous anons (even though Fulgrim might not believe it) and I just wanted to say that I also think you are beautiful, great and brilliant! Be assured that there are many people who feel the same. And you are hotter than Fulgrim, especially now.

Your unstable brother seems unhealthily obsessed with Perturabo recently, like a stalker almost. He is probably just being sad and lonely. Everyone knows that the Lord of Iron cares for you the most, that has always been clear.

Your devotion is touching, sweet one! I am honored to count you as a follower.

As for my brother, Fulgrim...

As for his obsession with Perturabo is nothing new. What he fails to understand, though is the difference between basic tolerance and actual love. Sadly, he somehow never learned the difference between positive and negative attention.

Perturabo made me beautiful, arcane things at his work table.

The only thing he ever did for Fulgrim at that table was break the nose that he’s so often looks down at us from.

When I was overcome with weakness fighting for my sons, Perturabo carried me. Nursed me. Would not let anyone else touched me.

Meanwhile, the only time Perturabo has ever carried Fulgrim was his metaphorical carrying of him during the brief and disastrous roadtrip.

In some ways, I genuinely feel sorry for him. He will never have the kind of intimacy that Perturabo and I share.

… @lostecho501 I apologize if this makes your job harder.

[askmagnus]

I think you rock those jewels better than Fulgrim would so good on you

Why, thank you dearest little Acolyte!

Just because one insists on being flashy does not mean that one can actually pull off elegance or opulence.