#funbomb

[tissue-4-my-issues]

I'd like to believe that Fundy is out there with H-bomb raising yogurt together, living his best life

[almost-correct-quotes]

[video description: the misery x cpr meme, edited to be fundy and hbomb94's minecraft skins, respectively]

[lunarsteller]

alas my weird dsmp x hc fundbomb fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

dwdw hc fans, there is no hermitshipping only c!dsmp shipping

this is a series and there are fics before this, so go ham.

also gods and goddesses where im progressively adding more of

[a-wild-rosette]

(same anon as before) pls i love their dynamic so much

also i’m currently rewatching their videos together and "i've got my halo on, i’m ready to be your little angel" both sounds like a song lyric and the inspiration for some angel!hbomb fanfic

eAnon I am personally offended that you bring it up and don't even include the vod timestamp xD /lh

Also trueee Fundy and Hbomb is my favorite duo both inside and outside of lore :D Their friendship is just *chef kiss*.

Like the fact that even though Maidbomb tortures Fundy every single time they are together, H - both in and out of the catmaid costume - genuinely cares and thinks about Fundy all the time, and Fundy is always there for H's shenanigans and games (the parkour game and the diamond games) and like, I don't remember where it is but H/Maidbomb really said Fundy only needs to call and he'll be there ;-; It's like, a lot in Fundy's life has changed and has been lost, but his friendship with H is the thing that stands the test of time? Like sure, H was upset with him for a hot second during doomsday, but in the end Fundy and H can still reach out for each other on the DSMP. Like their friendship is just so *steady* and with a server where friends were torn apart and everything eventually goes up in smoke, idk man, makes me emotional ;-;

(Now, if *someone* does more lore we'll get to see that more haha... Tears.)

Ohh and like, outside of lore? Please I love watching them working together so much :D Like the banters and the cooperations and just the whole MCC12 Orange Ocelots like P L E A S E. Like just them teasing each other but still kick ass and also they are both like, one of the best hype men i have ever seen in MC and I love them, okay ;-; Fundy when will you return to VH /lh

(I swear we got H in VH and Fundy in lore and they just... don't go to the other thing and I love them and they can do whatever the fuck they want but I am a greedy binch and want them in the same place sometimes okay ;-; /lh)

Wow this has turned into an essay but sikes, i'm not even close to done yet be angel!H is such an image that I didn't know I need but THANK YOU ANON for bringing him to my attention ;-;

Just like... Imagine this scene but it's angel!H covering Fundy with his wings like yes plis I beg????

[ivi-prism]

Hello Ivi

As a fellow Funbomber

Your opinions on a Cherub/Cupid H who is too invested in Fundys unfortunate love life

*holds this like a plushie which it is to say with a lot of care*

Aaaaaaaawwwwww

Like on one hand it has the potential to be funny depending on how zany you make the shenanigans but on the other so cuuuteee just H trying to help out :<

Really like this idea anon!!

[crystalirises]

Mafia AU (Funbomb-Centric)

My friend and I talked about mafia au (which is now a superpower/mafia/god au lmao) and although it's technically a Fundy harem au, I don't have the braincells to write so many characters. So have this Funbomb-centric one-shot from that AU <333. It's my first time writing HBomb so this might be off XD. Also, note this is Catmaid Hbomb so... ya know... beware of the usual things that come with Catmaid Hbomb. Furthermore, this isn't technically a mafia au... but Fundy is a honeypot and HBomb is his bodyguard. They're both part of the mafia, specifically the VH (Vault Hunters) Mafia.

Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31985884/chapters/80398111

“Master~”

When he had gone out for his mission, he did not expect this day to go off the deep-end. Fundy sighed, backing away from the body. The blood had splashed all over his clothes. Disgusting.

It’s funny. His target was a CEO. But now? Just another corpse for the morgue to store.

He glanced over at Hbomb, a piece of him slowly dying inside the moment his eyes caught the outfit that his supposed “bodyguard” wore today. Hbomb cheekily glanced at him, fake cat tail wagging behind him while he gently nudged - well, brutally kicked - the body off the office chair it had been propped upon. Fundy sighed, settling down at his spot on the desk, draining the poisoned whiskey right onto the carpet beside the dead man’s head. Hbomb moved to sit beside him, gun still in his hand like he expected someone to show up at any minute. “You shot him.”

“But masterrrrrrrrrr, he got too cwose! Onwy I can get cwose to you~” Fundy had to put a hand against Hbomb’s head before he could kiss him, pushing him away before he ended up laughing. Hbomb may be a great kisser, but Fundy was not going to kiss him while on catmaid mode.

“Ugh, gross!” He stood up, casting a short look towards his clothing before letting out a sigh. HBomb had been a little too trigger happy with this one. It was supposed to be a quick poisoning but perhaps this was his punishment for waiting too long. Blood was hard to remove. Then again, he’d probably trash it anyway. Fundy didn’t like wearing the same outfit twice (at least during his honeypot jobs, and they weren't outfits that he wanted to keep in his closet anyway). Hbomb followed after him, both of them now standing over the corpse. They were allowed to stay for a while, after all, the old fucker did ask his secretary to cancel all his meetings for the afternoon. Guess he won't be attending those missed meetings anymore. “I wonder why dad wanted him dead.”

“He’s a CEO, master.”

“Yea— STOP CALLING ME MASTER!”

“But master, you’re bwushing~ Aww, it’s awight master, I know you wuv me~” He could feel his face heat up the moment Hbomb moved a little bit closer, his head nuzzling against Fundy’s neck. It was a difficult situation to be in… seeing as Hbomb was taller and was essentially squishing Fundy. At some point, H had wrapped an arm around him, and for a moment Fundy nearly forgot about the corpse in the room. Nearly. “You know, master… we’re alone right—”

“Alone with a dead body right beside us.” Fundy pulled away, slinking right out of Hbomb’s arms (only cause Hbomb allowed it though). They glanced over at the body, both of them fake gagging at the sight. “We should leave before someone comes back. Surprise visit, ya know?”

“Only if you call me cute first, master~”

He sighed, Hbomb wouldn’t leave until he said it.

Fundy groaned, placing his head in his hands. “... you’re… cute… I GUESS!”

“Awwwwwww, masterrrrrrrrrrrrr~”

“STOP!”

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Also, the dad mentioned by Fundy is technically Iskall, but y'all can think about George or Wil I guess lmao. (But neither of them are the canon dad in this au XD)

Also also, Fundy and H are dating here, Hbomb is just messing with him.

[tissue-4-my-issues]

This was really fun to do! I'd love to participate for the next event too >◇<

@a-wild-rosette , here's your (somewhat late) gift!

:D

[lunarsteller]

im a fucking bitch why tf am i so attached to weird fucking ships pls i just wanna finish this funbomb chapter pls