We hooked up this fungal colony to a speech synthesizer and what it said next will shock you

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We hooked up this fungal colony to a speech synthesizer and what it said next will shock you
fungus person :)
fineliner on paper by me
zodiac signs are confusing. What mushroom are you?
*flamethrower go brrrr*
DIE MUSHROOMS
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the real important question is who will be the first lichen on mars. because that will also be the second and third lichen and many of the others i hope
your compliment: your poem is really nice : ) also. lichen really is great. i don't know what makes a cool or interesting one so i but here is a picture of an informational board at a nature reserve naming species of lichen you also has some growing on it. is that cool i can't tell
thank you!! also that’s really cool! although i think that’s actually algae which is good because lichen tends to be quite dense (the hyphal structures that need to hold the algae in especially) so you probably wouldn’t be able to read the cool board anymore. but since algae are part of lichen (and who knows maybe a lichenous fungi spore will find them and they’ll become one) it’s still a nice meta moment i think :) (does gatunkow mean lichen in polish??)
Remembering when I had to get a prostate exam as a teenager and the doctor was trying to be nice and chill and kept telling me “this might feel weird, but it’ll only be for a second” or “I’m just going to use my pinky so it’ll be barely noticeable” and I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I was 100% prepared because I’d been sticking the base of my hairbrush up my ass every other week for a year.
Oh, hey, just found out October 7 is World Fungus Day!
Mark your calendars, everyone; we've only got 275 days to prepare...