everyone's going to send you jeff/annie so why not throw a curveball and say britta/annie!
Who cooks: annie. the only thing britta can make involved the microwave
Who does the laundry and other chores: annie. britta complains too much about the patriarchy and the woman's place in the home at which point annie responds they're both women, but britta doesn't care
How many children do they have: one girl. britta was really hesitant but eventually gave into annie's begging but only if they adopted her from some unfortunate country
Who’s more dominate: annie because of her controlling nature
Favorite nonsexual activity: they like to go to the mall together because it was something they always used to do from the beginning
Their favorite place to be together: in bed what
Any traditions: a couple times a year annie goes to protest rallies with britta because she secretly thinks its adorable when britta gets really worked up about a cause
Their “song”: britta refuses to subscribe to societies insane notion that a couple needs to have a "song"
What they do for each other on holidays: britta tries to support annie's beliefs by making jewish dishes (which don't turn out well) and listening to annie tell stories. even though britta's an atheist and doesn't support the idea of holidays, annie always buys her a gift anyway
Where did they go for their honeymoon: a 3rd world country to do volunteer work
Where did they first meet: GREENDALE
Any pets: britta's addicted to getting cats, so they have five cats and even though annie keeps telling her they don't need anymore. britta continues to bring them home
What do they fight over: britta makes stupid mistakes sometimes and annie gets mad (she should've known not to put certain things in the microwave). occasionally britta will call annie naive or less experienced and they'll fight about that.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: everywhere. annie tries to give up control on vacations by letting britta pick the location while she plans all the minute details.