#funnt quotes

[notmjhunter]

My New Years resolution was to get fit. I signed up to a gym and got a personal trainer. On the first day my trainer told me that my sleep and recovery was going to be crucial for my progress. So I quit the gym and started working on my sleep. It’s been great!

[notmjhunter]

If more people die in road accidents than plane accidents, is that why they make you wear a seat belt when you’re on the runway?

[feelingsfromthemind]

Drink Russian Drive German Wear Italian Kiss French

[shit-my-friendsay-blog]

Emily: Olivia move, I wanna talk to Nicole.

Olivia: Oh wait! Here, let me fill in for you: 'OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN STAN!'

Emily:...

Emily *claps*: Nice job. Pretty accurate.

[derpwell]

[racheli-il]

[daddysprincessforever]

A YEAR LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS, AND PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE THEIR DECORATIONS . shit

[funnyandinterestingthings-blog]

LMFAO