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@notmjhunter
the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises
Hello, I wrote a joke and then made it into a video it’s only 48 seconds long
My Problem With Murder
If I ever kill someone I’m gonna make sure I kill the nicest person in the world so they go to heaven because I don’t want to get stuck in hell with the person I killed and have to be all like:
“Hey man, I’m really sorry I killed you back when we were alive. I didn’t know there was an afterlife, and I definitely didn’t realise that if there was an afterlife we’d end up in the same part of it.”
“Yeah, that is a little unlucky. But seriously don’t worry about the whole murder thing. I totally had it coming. I took your wife from you and ran your dog over with my car, I ruined your life so I get it. Don’t worry about it.”
“Cool, thanks for being so understanding man.”
“Yeah, no worries. Hey, I’m sorry about everything I put you through it was a shitty thing for me to do.”
“Its fine, water under the bridge.”
“Is that supposed to be a joke?”
“What?”
“The water that you dumped my lifeless body in was under a bridge.”
“Oh, I totally forgot about that part. Dude, I’m sorry.”
“So you forgot about that time you KILLED a guy.”
“I had a lot on that week. And also I lived a pretty long life. You start to forget the details you know? … well, I guess you wouldn’t know.”
“Yeah, thats right because you killed me when I was 32.”
“To be honest man life after 30 isn’t all that its cracked up to be. I get why people used to die young in medieval times. You didn’t miss out on much.”
“Oh, thats comforting. Thanks!”
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“So, is there much nice stuff to do here?”
“No, it’s Hell.”
“Sure. How long you in for?”
“Eternity.”
“Yeah obviously. Me too I guess.”
Based on a true story
Harmontown (2014/Neil Berkeley)