#text quotes

[amoretmorz]

Dunk Set

[writing-fandom42]

Thiam text messages because I can’t stop making these haha

[si1ver5tar]

I love making these (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[viviancg-idc]

Coral Glasses: I think we should kiss.

ENA (Meanie): And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

ENA (Salesperson): I’m in love with you.

Coral Glasses: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

ENA (Salesperson): I know.

Coral Glasses: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Coral Glasses: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.

ENA (Meanie): Are you a software update? because not right now.

Coral Glasses: You have to apologize to them ENA.

ENA (Meanie): Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Coral Glasses: I fell—

ENA (Salesperson): From heaven?

Coral Glasses: No, I literally fell—

ENA (Salesperson): In love with me the moment you saw me?

Coral Glasses: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

ENA (Meanie): Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

ENA (Meanie): You’re not jealous, are you?

Coral Glasses: No!

ENA (Salesperson): Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

ENA (Meanie): This date is boring!

Coral Glasses: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

ENA (Meanie): Then why did you invite me?

Coral Glasses: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Coral Glasses I'll do whatever I want!

Coral Glasses: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?

ENA (Salesperson): Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.

Coral Glasses: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?

ENA (Meanie): I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

Coral Glasses: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

ENA (Salesperson): Aren't you forgetting something?

Coral Glasses: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses ENA's forehead before running out.*

ENA (Meanie): No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Coral Glasses: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

ENA (Meanie): Marry me.

(Been a while doing these, so might as well try it again while the iron is hot!

They are so in love I wish they would kiss.)

[addiemilfgomery]

i contemplated whether or not to add the rest of the original text post because the next two paragraphs were...not family friendly.

[free-grandmaa]

- Freegrandmaa

[pegasusgalaxybedsr2small]

I was rewatching Season 2, episode Michael, for the first time in over 10 years, and as I was laughing at the bad decisions being made, I decided to also make some of these text things. (Except in subpar quality)

[bytmvale]

some people only know how to love you when it costs them nothing.