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[high-queen-of-the-court]

aftg socmed au part 11!!

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neil is never beating the biting allegations i fear

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[thornshadowwolf]

AU where everything is the same except instead of black arm bands Andrew is wearing these:

[high-queen-of-the-court]

neil: joins the foxes

neil: plans to run away and not get attached to anyone on the team so he doesn’t get unalived

neil: meets andrew

neil: roasts mafia heir on live t.v

neil: makes a deal with andrew

neil: gets tortured for andrews safety

neil: gets smooched by andrew

neil:

“i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship”

art: @lunapiq

[high-queen-of-the-court]

neil: your insane

andrew, later that night: *writing in his diary* today neil told me i’m insane, which means he thinks i’m cool, which means he basically confessed his feelings for me. we will have two cats—

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andrew: don’t get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.

neil, who just arrived at psu: what baby?

kevin, opening a bottle: me

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neil, trying to explain why he has so much money: well... i wouldn't call it inheritance per se. what do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? nicky: um, murder??? andrew: tuesday.

wymack: stop talking.

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winter break in the Nest

Jean: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Neil: Okay.

*later*

Tetsuji: Neil! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Jean, whispering: Deny everything. Neil, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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aaron: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? andrew: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. aaron: That's not what I asked. andrew: That is all the information I have.