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[tswizzlesfan]

happy pride month to mr. be gay do crime and mr. be crime do gay 🌈

(ft andreil by @dshr-art aka actual perfection)

[schnuspi]

we don’t talk enough about teenage Kevin looking at Jeremy‘s pictures in magazines

[darlingflowersstuff]

Never Have I Ever

kevin : *smug and petty* never have i ever killed somebody.

dan : is it one shot per person u killed?

kevin : yes

andrew, aaron take a shot, renee takes a shot of water

neil: *after starting off at space for a minute w a deep in thought expression on his face* does it count if i didn’t kill them but i’m definitely responsible for their death?

allison : like manslaughter?

neil : no, more like manipulating someone else to kill them for me

kevin : i guess?

neil : ok *takes a single shot* so that’s riko - y’all r welcome by the way, and then *scrunches his face doing math and then gives up and shrugs* *proceedes to gulp down half a vodka bottle*

andrew : wow mr.math major can’t even do simple addition.

neil : *just as deadpan* wow mr.monster doest even need to do any addition

aaron : *gags*

matt : are they… flirting? by roasting each other? about murder??

dan : yea that checks out

[burrito-fight]

kevin day, at 38 years old, is the oldest player on the us court, back to win a gold medal. comms never let the audience forget it, they're always saying "here comes 38 yo kevin day, oldest man here for exy", "and even at 38 yo, day still has it!", etc. media's always asking him about his career, and he finally gives in and tells them: "this will be my last olympics with the us court."

fans from all over gather to watch every us game, even if they're rooting for another country. this is kevin day's last time playing with the us court. no more gold medals after this one. his retirement from the nel is likely coming soon too. he's already the oldest player there, even if he's still producing. they watch, and the gold medal game for exy is the most watched event of the entire olympics - 35 million people coming together to watch kevin day's final stand. and he takes home the gold with the us one last time, because of course he does.

four years later, exy fans are preparing for their first olympics without kevin day in 20 years or so, and then there's a press release that shocks them all. kevin day is going to play at the olympics... for ireland. he claims that will be his "final olympics. period", but he's doing his last one with ireland. his birth country. something he's doing for his mother. and his younger self.

he takes to the court in those colours for the first time and all of the exy world is emotional. kevin day, wearing the same colours his mother used to play with. kevin day, who's known for the number 2 on his back, changing his number this once so that it's the same one his mom wore. photos comparing them go viral, and kevin saves every single one. he plays every game for her, a quiet dedication before he steps on to the court. and when he wins gold, he dedicates that to her too.

kayleigh day might've never won an olympic gold with ireland, but there is one day out there who did.

[bookworms-lair]

Neil: i have good news and bad news. which would you like to hear first?

Wymack:... good?

Neil: it is unlikely that I will ever, EVER, do it again

[casual-media-consumer]

One of my favorite aftg dynamics is everyone being scared of Andrew so they send Neil anytime they need him to do something.

[andrew-minyards-flirting-skills]

this fanfiction shit easy as hell

[high-queen-of-the-court]

the rejuvenation of my old socmed au because i’ll never get tired of them

we will call this part 4 because everything before my new self proclaimed part 1 was just incorrect quotes instead of my original awesome hilarious and comedic jokes

part 3 part 5