#funny exchange

[internetgreatesthits]

[baykitthings]

For a bit of context, my roommate's cat likes to eat bread. If you leave any kind of bread product out on the counter she will, without fail, chew through the plastic wrapper and take a few bites of the bread. My dad bought me some cinnamon rolls and that led to this exchange

Me: Guess i'll have to hide these.

Dad: Why what happened?

Me: Didn't I tell you what Zephyra did?

Dad: Oh, yeah. Better put them in the fridge. Or buy her her own.

Me: The cat?!

[mrsmephisto]

[Watching Camp Cretaceous with Eri]

Toro: *bashes face into fence*

Me: Awww :c

Eri: Are you saying 'aww'!?

Me: It got hurt!

Eri: IT TRIED TO EAT CHILDREN.

Me: Yeah but now it's got a sore nose. :c

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

Unpopular opinion: “What are you, nuts?” “Yeah, I’m nuts! Get outta here” is a severely underrated exchange that deserves more attention because it’s hilarious.

[chaoticbeetle]

Sokka: How did you guys get out?!

Aang: Just like the legend says---

We let love lead the way.

Sokka: Really? We let huge ferocious beasts lead our way.

[4funblr]

The wife explaining her new fancy conditioner:

- “You just put it in your hand, rub it around and it creams.”

Me, reacting to that statement calmly:

- “So….you just rub it with your hands and it creams?

My wife pausing, raising an eyebrow and giggling

- “YES!”

Me:

- “I thinking I’m going to need a physical demonstration!”

[ltoliviabenson]

Definetly almost choked on my water. Need to stop drinking things when I'm looking through funny stuff.

[stars-in-a-jam-jar]

You Might Wanna Keep Beating

Random guy: Be still my beating heart!

Random girl: I find that a very unwise command.

Guy: Huh?

Girl: You just said 'be still my beating heart', implying that you want it to stop beating, however this is incredibly unwise. If your heart were to obey, I expect you to drop dead at my feet.