For a bit of context, my roommate's cat likes to eat bread. If you leave any kind of bread product out on the counter she will, without fail, chew through the plastic wrapper and take a few bites of the bread. My dad bought me some cinnamon rolls and that led to this exchange
Me: Guess i'll have to hide these.
Dad: Why what happened?
Me: Didn't I tell you what Zephyra did?
Dad: Oh, yeah. Better put them in the fridge. Or buy her her own.
Me: The cat?!













