#funny german

[girlstrider]

Ich kriege immer diese werbung und wollte sie euch mal zeigen

[sunscreenstudies]

#Goals

[soulbutterlanguages]

[random-musings-of-life]

When I was little, my dad taught me the phrase "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" which means, "Do you speak German?" However, it wasn't until a year ago that I learned "Do you speak English?" ("Sprechen Sie Englisch?"), which is infinitely more useful to me, considering that I know maybe four German phrases.

[girlstrider]

Alles klar....

[uroft-blog]

10 Hilarious Causes Why The German Language Is The Worst

10 Hilarious Causes Why The German Language Is The Worst

German could be the most generally spoken language within the European Union, however let’s be sincere – it is simply downright humorous generally. We roasted French final month, so now it is time for Deutsch to have its flip.

Language learners world wide have lengthy struggled with German’s fearsome grammar, by which a number of phrases are caught collectively to make extra descriptive…

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[von-deutschland]

German insults

Here is a compilation of some of my favourite funny german insults for your entertainment!

Sackgesicht - bag face Greisgram - for a grumpy person Großmaul - "blabber mouth" Stinksteifel - stinky boot Depp - dumb person Dumm kopf - Dumb head Langweiler - slowpoke Flashe - bottle Angsthase - scared bunny Hosenscheißer - pants shitter Taugenichts - good for nothing Pantoffelheld - slipperhero Fußhupe - insult to small dogs Arschloch - asshole Dummschwätzer - stupid rattler Verlierer - loser

Tip: Germans tend to get creative with insults (as you can see, those were just the most common, and in fact, some of those are childish and/or antigue) so you can basically call someone any german word as an insult. Example off the top of my head: kugelscrieber - translation: pencil - could be used to describe tall skinny person.

[combatbootsfemme]

I just remembered that a cinnamon roll is called “cinnamon snail” in German.