#funny instructions

[pastafossa]

First time I've seen furniture assembly instructions recommend music!

[nice-weather-were]

How to tell if the ground is slippery in the winter time

Step one: be a "slow" walker. That way there's someone always infront of you so they can test that ground before you walk on it yourself.

Step two: once said person infront of you slips (may there soul rest in peace) and you are done laughing at there misfortune you then can proceed with caution, for that could have been you.

Step three: slip and fall because karma's a bitch.

[heybitches63]

This was in the instructions for a camera mount and ring light I bought.

Thank God they told me not to pole dance or joust with it, that could have been bad!

The fishing one is clever too.

[inarifox318]

How do men put on panyhose?? All I keep imagining is they run and jump into them while two friends hold them open. Is this true?

[randompopular]

Funny People Who Take Instructions Too Literally

Funny People Who Take Instructions Too Literally

Funny People Who Take Instructions Too Literally

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[strawberryarcher]

HOW TO MAKE SLUTTY BROWNIES (not suitable for children)

What are slutty brownies?  They’re a wonderful conglomeration of cookie dough, oreos, and brownies.  How do you make them?  Keep reading.

Place some parchment paper in your pan so you don’t have to worry about getting the brownies out later

Press cookie dough into the pan (chocolate chip is the best, but you can experiment with mint chocolate chip plus mint oreos plus mint brownies or similar mixtures)

Press the oreos into the cookie dough

It’s alright if they crack, you’ll be cutting them later anyway

Get the edges by cracking the oreos in halves or fourths

Double stuff oreos fill a 9x13 just right, there’s usually only 1-2 left

Preheat your oven according to your brownie recipe

Make the brownie mix according to your usual recipe

Pour the brownie mix on top of the oreos and cookie dough, making sure you get it in all the cracks (for the best taste)

Put the slutty brownies in the oven for your mix’s recipe plus 10-15 min, although you may have to wait longer depending on your oven and how much cookie dough you used

[thebestproductreviews-blog1]

No, I am on a strict cardboard diet. 

[thebestproductreviews-blog1]

Thank you, kind label, I was thinking that picking my kid up by the head was a good thing. Thanks for setting me on the right course of motherhood. Ten out of ten quality directions.