I'm half Alien!

I'm half asleep right now ill change this later (its been two years i think ill just leave it)

[shencomix]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

[valiant-stars]

Here have this

[official-lucifers-child]

yup.

[dechart]

[duvidha-mp3]

[deviantwaddles]

[snatch-daddy]

Lemon/lemoff erasure

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i need to save “lemn’t”

[transgenderfivepebbles]

(short) story time

so we’re reading shakespeare in english class rn, and at some point the class went off on a tangent about comedy

my teacher said something like “comedy is always at the expense of someone else, it just depends on how overt it is”

i, of course, disagreed, and spent like 5 minutes explaining the concept of modern surreal/absurd humor while trying not to die laughing when i described the “me when lemon” meme

you know

[transcript: a stock photo of a man holding a flashlight on a gradiented background of white to yellow. the flashlight’s beam is shining at a floating lemon, and the word “lemon” is written next to it in red text. a caption at the top says “when lemon”. end transcript]

this one

my teacher didn’t find it funny at all

[urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis]

this was saved to my computer and i found it when i searched lemon

now you all have to deal with it

[the-haiku-bot]

this was saved to my

computer and i found it

when i searched lemon

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-purple-duck]

time to go home yall, this post is now complete.

[tryingtolove]

HE MAKES HISTORY | Brazil's Gabriel Medina achieves a 9.90 score, the highest mark yet in single wave surfing in Olympic history.

[animedoragon]

YOU

GOT THE SINGLE BEST PHOTO OUT OF ALL THE OLYMPICS MY DUDE

[thememedaddy]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[catchymemes]

[undeadentropy]

Ironically, queen shit

[everythingfox]

He is zen

[viking-raider]

I miss how my boy would cuddle with me like this

[everythingfox]

The dog is a disney princess

[catchymemes]

[caats]

[everythingfox]

“What are you looking at?”

[thememedaddy]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[dicksizer]

[riverside--wren]

You joke, but there was a famous trans American jazz musician named Billy Tipton who had 5 wives, and he successfully hid the fact that he was trans from 4 of them by claiming that he lost his dick in a car accident. He was only outed when he died in 1989 at age 74.

King shit right here.

[galaxianbitch]

legendary, no, actually, god tier strap-game

[mrsterlingeverything]

I poisoned some of these chalices

Drink from one anyways for fun

i drink from chalice

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Voting ended onJul 17, 2024

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

When I pick #3 because 'poisoning the skull one would be way too obvious '

[thedankmemes]