#funny juli

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"Dude, chill" "I INVENTED CHILL."

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Like a good neighbor State Farm is there for 114 dollars a month

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I’m sitting at our church bake sale with my father and he suggested taking a hostage you need to love my family

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I honestly don't understand studying like what do you do read the book? Why am I reading the book I already know this.

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The awkward moment when you're waiting for your friends to get to school and you're sitting alone and you almost start cracking up

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I've gotten to the point where I quote textposts in regular conversations and then recite the text posts with the discussion things.

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Sometimes I just do things

no warning or explanation 

just BOOM

thing being done

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When you don't know the answer on a math test just put 42 because it's the answer to everything.