Like my eyeliner, I'm just winging it.

Name- Sweer or Rey (they/them). what's my age again? Asexual, biromantic. Graygender. 4w7 (Enneagram type). Pisces. INFP. Hufflepuff. Times hit post limit: 6 I like dragons

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What even are you

hold on i’ll check

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downtrodden 

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*snuggles up to you* pat my head

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oka-

what did you do to my hand

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less talk more pats

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gaud i am very high and the world is so small

cosume it

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Here's a Gaud Pallet for all your Gaud needs

A color pallet by @duleypostnoted From the glisten around their eyes to the dark void of their mouth now YOU too can see all the colors of Gaud.

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khemystery submitted:

Am I desperate enough to actIVELY CAMPAIGN FOR POPE? YES!!

(slams my hands on the table) let me be the pope. let me be the pope. let me be the pope. let me be the pope. let me be th

this hoe is my pope now

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Hey Gaud, if you could create a tv show, what would it be about and who would you cast?

sitcom where i run a bed n breakfast for cryptids 

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pls can I co-write it, maybe also star as the one character who looks like a person and the running joke is that she must be lying about not being human until literally the season three finale or something where her ~true nature~ is REVEALED

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Should it be animated or live action

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Claymation

Nothing conveys nightmares like claymation

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oh nice

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If ur gonna let people use your visage for dnd can you tell us like... What your philosophies are? How should we go about representing you? I wanna say Chaotic Neutral but it might be Chaotic Evil

chaotic FUN

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friendhearts submitted: I hope I successfully captured the ~Gaud Aesthetic~

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every vaguepost on this site targets me personally 

credit: eternalkastaway  

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ectoplasm is ghost cum would you like learn the origin of this fact?

good morning to no one and especially not to this asker

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Enough blood curses and hexes, where’s the witchcraft to defeat capitalism

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That’s what the blood curses and hexes are for

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Carry on

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Are you inviting your fellow immortals, cryptids, lovecraftian horrors, and supernatural entities to Thanksgiving this year?

yes but i’ll probably end up hiding under the table again

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someone draw it

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What even is this blog?

*shrugs*

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credit: lentil-of-soups  

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you've built an empire. a religion, if you may.

cult

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You are quite literally a tumblr god and it’s a little scary

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exciting news!!!

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which i will share tomorrow, b/c right now i’m in my pajamas dozing off to sleep. nite!

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i’m awake but i forgot the news…

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i’m not 100% sure, but the news might have been that recently we hit 3mil monthly notes!