#funny otp

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

OTP Dynamic:

*someone is pounding on Person A’s door in the early morning. Person A opens it,not  happy, and sees Side Character*

SIde Character: *Explains a project they need help with*

Person A: *Shuts Door*

-Ten Seconds Later-

Person B: *opens door and is ready to listen to Side Character as they are the closest thing to a Tolerant Morning Person in the couple*

[fangirl-withproblem]

A : Hi honey ❤️ I love you

B : Hello love 😘 I love you more

A : No! I love you more!

B : NO!! I love you the most!

A : Well! love you to the sun and moon

B : Hey! I lov-

C : For the love of god! Not in front my salad

[sarah-corvinus]

Grimmjow: Kurosaki fight me!

Ichigo: no, i have school

Grimmjow: ಠ益ಠ

....

Grimmjow: Kurosaki fight me!

Ichigo: no, there are hollows, i don't have time

Grimmjow: ಠ益ಠ

....

Grimmjow: Kurosaki fight me!

Ichigo: no, i'm going to soul society

Grimmjow: ಠ益ಠ

...

Grimmjow: ...Kurosaki..fight with me..

Ichigo: ...ok!

Grimmjow: really? (✯v✯)

Ichigo: no!

Grimmjow: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[otp-promptly]

Imagine your otp

A is sheepish when they’re wearing a swimsuit, so I’m an effort to take the attention off of them, B wears something scandalous, resulting in a blushing, laughing A

[amethystiswritingsstuff]

Imagine your otp

Person A: Come with me to Morocco next Thanksgiving.

Person B: I don’t know if I’ll like you in a year.

[annexlejax]

our first kiss guys

*sitting together at a school dance*

Boyfriend: *pulls melted hershey kiss out of pocket*

Him: Hm. This one's messed up, care for another?

Him: *winks*

[whatsaconsequence]

Mick: Help me finish this crossword. What's a three letter word for "sexy"?

Ketch: You.

Mick: What?

Ketch: What?

[the-otp-machine-blog]

Person A: I'm going to the store you want anything?

Person B: I want to die.

Person A: I already told you there's perfectly fine bleach in the laundry room, I'm not going to buy you the expensive kind.

Person Be: damn it-