Person A: I crave death.
Person B: Why?
Person A: I have no idea. :P
Person B: Same. :P

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Person A: I crave death.
Person B: Why?
Person A: I have no idea. :P
Person B: Same. :P
Person A: I'm going to the store you want anything?
Person B: I want to die.
Person A: I already told you there's perfectly fine bleach in the laundry room, I'm not going to buy you the expensive kind.
Person Be: damn it-
I come back to this many followers. :0 You guys are too amazing thank you. :')
October 1st
Imagine your Otp baking pies and challenging each other to a Pie-a-Thon. Person A proves to be the better cook with a deliciously beautiful cinnamon-pumpkin pie while Person B pouts over their burnt crisp of what was supposed to be a butterscotch pie.
Person A is a demon and Person B is a human. Person B, as a Halloween joke, tries to summon a demon when their friends are there. Of course nothing happens.
Or so Person B thought.
The next day, Person B finds Person A rummaging through the fridge, and without even looking up, Person A holds up a can of Yoo-hoo saying, "What are you, three years old?"
Person A: *Is building a blanket fort while Person B is out of the house*
[Couple hour later]
Person A: GET OUT OF THE FORT
Person B: NEVER YOU VILE DRAGON! I WILL SLAY THEE! *waves cardboard sword*
Person A: I bought cookies.
Person B: *throws sword onto the floor* COOKIES!
Imagine your Otp playing a horror game, Person A is screaming at the top of their heads and near crying, while Person B is laughing at both the jumpscares and Person A.
Now Person B owes Person A cuddles.
Imagine Person A of your Otp trying to confess to Person B, and Person B is usually the more confident one so Person A keeps trying to find the perfect moment. Each time their anxiety gets to them and they don't pop the question, even when the perfect opportunity comes. Until finally at the end of the day, Person A gives up. Meanwhile Person B catches Person A off guard by taking A's hand and proposing to them then and there.
The rest is up to you~ >uO
Imagine your Otp at an aquarium, Person A is taking pictures of everything, along with unsuspecting Person B's butt. And while going through the photos in the car, Person B pinches Person A everytime they find a photo of their butt.
Imagine your Otp at Hot Topic, Person A looks like they've found the Holy Grail while Person B is holding the things they've picked up with the most unamused expression on the face of the planet
Imagine your Otp laying under the stars, person A laying on Person B's chest, and watching as Person B points out the constellations.
Imagine your otp out on a date, Person A is playing with their food, knowing Person B gets annoyed by it. And Person B chastising them about it.
Okay but,
Imagine your Otp at Disney World, Person A has never been to Disney World and is very ecstatic while Person B, who has been before, is just watching A's eyes light up in awe.