This one was extra silly, the life weaver was a flirt(*/ω\*)
+Old man sneaking up at the end

seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from India

seen from Lithuania
seen from Yemen

seen from Türkiye

seen from France

seen from United States

seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom
This one was extra silly, the life weaver was a flirt(*/ω\*)
+Old man sneaking up at the end
I currently have more Overwatch brain rot so have some more platonic headcanons!
If you pick Junkrat up (the man is so long idk how you do it but you do), he’s kinda just like, “Oh? Where are we going??? Cool, an adventure!!!”
Imagine just like,,, giving Winton Winston an industrial size container of peanut butter and a couple bunches of bananas for his birthday/a holiday/just because. You would have a new best friend! (I love him sm)
Cassidy/McCree would absolutely drag you into line dancing with him. He has no shame and will gladly teach you how, so there is absolutely no getting out of it. Sometimes Hanzo gets dragged into it too and Genji films it. Bob also likes joining in from time to time
Ana will gladly take you to do paintball but she will also absolutely walk out of the session without any paint on her at all. Meanwhile, you’re covered head to toe lol
On a similar note, imagine going axe throwing with Junker Queen! That would be an absolute blast oml She would dominate this activity but she’d also help teach you how to improve. She’d be the best coach but also your biggest cheerleader here.
Genji would loooove joking around with you. He also loves pranking Hanzo with you. This (naturally) turns into an all out prank war with tentative alliances (perhaps Overwatch vs Talon, etc.), lines drawn, and no one going anywhere in the base without watching their backs for like a week lol.
I can see Jack/Soldier giving you advice on how to grill things. He’s happy to teach you and is so proud when you successfully grill your first steak.
Reaper will slide you cookies when you least expect it. Blink and you’ll miss him, but there’s a cookie on your desk or on a table next to you and his cape just barely visible leaving the door frame. I love his cookie emote sm
If you befriend Symmetra, she would love to teach you all the cool stuff about what she does and how she designs all her nifty gadgets. She also loves just sitting in the same room with you while you each do your own thing.
This is all I have for now but plz feel free to add to it/drop an ask/etc.! I love headcanons and getting to imagine our faves doing fun things.
Have a lovely day/night/appropriate time label! 💕💕💕
Ham
"Oh- annnd I'm a child."
"Fucking- oop, there goes my Mech. Yep. I'm a child."
"I need assistance I'm a child!"
"I just want you to know there's an unattended child running around"
"Shit I'm a chi- NO REIN PLEASE LEAVE ME ALON- annnnd I'm dead. Okay."
Or a doodle of whatever I say when I panic because I get thrown out of my Mech.
B.O.B Ross
Jessie McCree being interrogated by russian talon member.
Talon-hello, im Nikoli Sonovabish
Mccree-SON OF A BITCH!!!