Aug 31, 2025
BROOO 😭😭 tell me WHY the enemy team had TWO SOLDIER 76s in my stadium comp match???
Screenshots for proof because no one was gonna believe me otherwise ⬇️
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BROOO 😭😭 tell me WHY the enemy team had TWO SOLDIER 76s in my stadium comp match???
Screenshots for proof because no one was gonna believe me otherwise ⬇️
Blizzard: Attention thirsty people!
Me: Hm?
Blizzard: *adds him to the roster*
Me: *a thirsty hoe with a preference for thicc men with muscles*
Me: F*ck.
This happened in one of my comp matches 😂 I'm dead- 💀
Baptiste: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Mauga : Which one? I can't do both.
Art credits: @RonjakiArt on twitter
Moira: Sometimes I feel like no one likes me.
Widowmaker: Your intuition is very strong 💯
*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Moira: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
Doomfist: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.
Sombra: What about Mauga? Nobody ever suspects Mauga!
Mauga: Well what about Widowmaker? They have a gun!
Widowmaker: Moira has a knife.
Moira: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Sombra in the arm*
Sombra: Truth or dare?
Widowmaker: Truth.
Sombra: How many hours have you slept this week?
Widowmaker:
Widowmaker: Dare.
Sombra: Go to sleep.
Widowmaker: I don't like this game.