#funny test post

[ell-on-earth]

Testing Answers

So sometimes when you take a test teachers will put in some of the most random and funny possible answers to multiple choice questions. Here's some that I've come across.

"Mitochondria is the power House of the sun."- Chemistry Test.

[rpgrobot]

I have no words.....to describe.... how I truly feel about this...

[stripedsocksinabox]

PRE-ACT...

So, yesterday all the Freshmen in my school (including myself) were taking the Pre-ACTs while the Juniors were taking their SATs. They told us all to put our phones in our lockers and that if any electronic devices were even noticed during testing, you’re screwed. 

This is a Tumblr post, so obviously I decided to fuck it.

I recently got a pair of (shitty and already broken) wireless headphones that, apparently, can’t be seen under my hair. What do I decide to do during the testing? Listen to the fucking Sherlock soundtrack. With all of these teachers walking around DESPERATE to find a cell phone or something, I am blasting “THE GAME IS ON” and other shit in my ears with no one else able to hear it. 

The tests were from 8:00 to 11:00, I went the entire time with the music and no one noticed. I felt fucking unstoppable.

( @derpyvessalius12 @tenarux )

[hitomisenpaim]

I just woke up and my first thought was. "The heart of a woman still beats in this man.."

I'm a girl.

I don't understand why I thought that

[pyromaniac-k]

Everyone: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have! Me:

[bonnie-to-your-clyde]

I don't always want to die. I alternate it on a weekly basis to keep it interesting . This week I want to die. Next week I'll probably think about why life sucks

[0z-z-z0]

You get high off lsd I get high off of no sleep

[social-in-solitude]

Hello I have found the solution @shithowdy