#funnydating

[timgrable]

[ravenclawgirlfan]

Reasons to Date Me

1.) I am a pun master

2.) I have like 3 really cute bras, 2 of which I have matching underwear to

3.) Like once a week, my hair sometimes looks super fine

4.) I will totally appreciate your cooking every night as mine is some shit

[tindertragedies-blog]

Ladies say hello to my scrotum. 

Scrotum, say hello to the ladies. 

[tindernation]

Okay! All these sneakers and you chose to wear that on your feet. You look like a boss of these shoes -- put a pair on for a picture. Oh wait, were you showing off your toes?

Either way, to the left, to the left.