Tinder Tragedies

After being on Tinder for almost a month now, I've come across my fair share of weird and not-so-wonderful profiles. As sharing is caring, I feel as though it is our duty to show them to the world- tinder user or not! Below are a selection of my personal favourites, but please feel free to upload your Tinder Tragedies- if not to advise current and potential Tinder users on what NOT to do on your profile, then just for shiz and giggs. Happy Tinder Tragedies! Disclaimer: Although you probably wouldn't admit it was you, we would like to apologise in advance for anyone who appears on this site. However, you should really blame your friends for not being honest with you (not us!). It is after all constructive criticism?

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Ladies say hello to my scrotum. 

Scrotum, say hello to the ladies. 

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A man re-enacting the film The Strangers in a single frame and as a profile picture. You can kind of see where he is coming from because, after all, we are all strangers on this website. Not sure if this picture is also meant depict the brutal ending that Liv Tyler's husband in the film meets... Didn't think this through did you creepy man? 

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Ok, let me name the people in the picture starting from the left: Neil from the Inbetweeners, some super hot babe who is obviously dating the six-packed babestation to the right of her. And then we have this guy. All I need to say is, remember the line up for Nevermind the Buzzcocks with Donny Tourette… here is a link to refresh your memory: http://bit.ly/19X7hYh

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Move over Dr. Evil, this cat-loving dark and handsome man is here to woo you with a feline intact. Look into his eyes, not around his eyes but into them, what do you see? Mr. Purr-fect of course.

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Oh hello there… How wrong Justin Timberlake was with his “Suits and Tie” title, when all along it should have been “Douche and Tie”. Take a bow, as you have managed to ruin onesies for me.

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Nothing says sexy and romance like a backdrop of an imprisoned dishevelled corpse. Put your bedroom eyes away, you drop dead gorgeous Romeo you.

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My knight in shining armour has arrived… He must have fought many men to have ripped his t-shirt off his chiseled torso… What a deuchebag.