#funnylgbt

[daytimemage]

They say you attract what you fear...

Aha I'm so scared of meeting a pretty girl so we could uh,,,, run away to france,,, and live in a cottage and,, hold hands and bake bread,, and love each other unconditionally and commit arson togther

[notclickbaitrubbish]

Don't even try calling yourself a bisexual unless you've fucked a bicycle.

Try again, you ugly coconut trombone.

[confusedcupcakecaleb]

Cracks me up every time!