[yourtruegae]

I fucking hate this

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

[schiwalker]

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

[starafterdeath]

Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

[mrevaunit42]

Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

[peppermintfairy]

There’s another one!

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

I’ll always reblog these!

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

I LOVE THESE

[q4burn]

Amazing works by Jeff Lee Johnson. Awesome cruel & odd things to find in each photo! You can see more of his stuff at

[niyarest]

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

[garfleas]

my pronouns are now (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and my gender is entirely up to reader interpretation

[nudityandnerdery]

Schrödinger’s gender.

[thegreatsnapescape-deactivated2]

if i have to foil your pronouns you’re going to algebra jail

[tablesaltinc]

Just thought I’d make this :)

Y’all my commissions are open dm for deets :0

[nocontextveggies]

[dundermifflinoffice]

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

I’ve religiously binged The Office at least 4 times over and still haven’t found closure to the fact that there will never be another season of the show. But this game right here might give me what I’m looking for. Plus there’s finally an expansion to Cards Against Humanity that I can get behind. Shut up and take my money!

Available HERE

[thisiscoolaf]

They did it. Someone finally made a game I can play.

[animationsource]

She was more sure of herself 

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Bonus:

[odairannies]

four stages of doing anything

[sexhaver]

remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

[sillybustyhothead-deactivated20]

I'm getting this framed to put in my apartment

[larval-tear]

this is what Footloose was about

[marveleous]

you ever just leave a fandom, but think about it 3 years later and the impact it left on you??

[orangemoustache]

I’m actually fine with Albus Severus as a name, but nobody ever appreciates Hagrid and Arthur, and that makes me sad :(

[catchymemes]

This British 25-Year-Old Doesn’t Own Or Wear Any Modern Clothing

IG: @pinsent_tailoring

[memefix]

He’s killing it. God I hate modern fashion so much.

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

Oh my God I love himm

[tuulikki]

Where is he getting his clooooothes

[lieutenant-summers]

YES we stan Zack Pinsent! He makes all his own clothes according to historical methods and he also makes bespoke garments.

[aurorajay]

MOTHERFUCKIN#GOALS

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

use more olive oil

[mjalti]

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[smuttine]

more Hilda!

[ameliahcrowley]

I feel that this is some kind of spiritual sibling of the ever-lovely @endisni

[mysharona1987]

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Now he only get three cars instead of five!

[laughingfish]

2 things. I know we all know this but it bears repeating so we dont accidentally repeat their framing: Gates was, intentionally or not, speaking in hyperbole. Warren’s wealth tax would definitely not take 100 billion off of him. Second of all, regarding that comment above mine about the 3 cars: I googled most expensive cars and one is the Lamborghini Veneno, which costs $4.5 million dollars. One billion dollars divided by 4.5 million? 222. Bill Gated could have a fucking fleet of two hundred of the most expensive Lamborghini cars in the world and he would STILL HAVE 6 BILLION DOLLARS.

[samantha-carter-is-my-muse-2]

As long as EVERY SINGLE PERSON working directly or indirectly for a billionaire doens’t make a living wage, has paid for healthcare, can pay for their own and their children’s education and gets paid on sick days - that billionaire should just shut up and pair their taxes. I’m so sick and tired of all that whining, no one MAKES a billion dollar, people who you most likely exploited made it for you.

[disneyprinceronweasley]

Mcgonagall: gets Harry an expensive racing broom

Also Mcgonagall: that wand needs replacing, Weasley

[marauders4evr]

Whoa there!

Shitpost or not, we do not come after Professor McGonagall on this planet.

It was the best thing a teacher could do in either situation.

You’ve got an abused boy who has never had anything other than the spiders in his cupboard, he is grasping at every new, amazing, thing he finds because it’s all so wonderful? You give him a new, amazing, thing.

You have a boy who grew up in a household where family comes first, where humbleness is key, where taking handouts is seen as embarrassing? You remind that boy that he needs to find a way to replace his broken school supplies and then you sit back and do nothing because you know the family will sort itself out, it always does, and to interfere would be an insult on that perseverance and the family as a whole.

Harry was ecstatic to receive the broom. Ron would have been mortified if his teacher gave him a wand (and so would the rest of the Weasleys).

That’s how you teach.

Not just by knowing which of your kids needs something but by knowing which of your kids will accept something when you give it to them.

[hesstia]

WE DO NOT COME AFTER PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL ON THIS PLANET.