Apr 22, 2017
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Hmmm....
Finding Wally.
(My profile on Tinder said, in part, searching for Wally since 1980.) Tinder guy: Hey I've got great news. Me: Ooooh, do tell please. Tinder guy: it's regarding Wally. Me: Oh now I'm excited. Don't leave me hanging! Tinder guy: I know where he is. :) Me: No way!!!! How did you find him? Tinder guy: It was quite easy really. I've known for 28 years. Me: Oh what? And you've never told anyone? There are so many people looking for his whereabouts. Tinder guy: Want to see? Me: Well I already know what he looks like- red and white striped top, black glasses and a beanie. Tinder guy: That's actually a fallacy. Me: Wow. This almost has the air of a conspiracy theory. I am beginning to suspect illuminati involvement to tell the truth. Tinder guy: Can I send you a pic? How can I do that? Me: My email is X. (Didn't want him to have my number.) *Checked email and instead of Wally there were two pics. One a dick. Another a dick dressed up with glasses and beanie.* Me: Uhhhh that's not Wally. Tinder guy: Yes it is! Me: Pretty sure it's not. Tinder guy: Yeah that's the Wallster in the big hard flesh. Me: ??? Tinder guy: My dicks name is Wally. Do you want to come play hide and seek and say you found Wally? 😜 *me: sighs and deletes.*