#funwithfresh

[loverofpiggies]

(Based off of something from my recent roleplay) AlsoDANGIT I can’t be here and tell people you aint a killer and then you try to murder your first ever friend FRESH Just a sketch comic of an rp between me and @thepacifrisk Did I ever mention somehow this neon lunatic has become my most complicated character? I mean wtf. God I love him.

[loverofpiggies]

Fun Times with Fresh

This is a conversation between Studiotale!Error andFresh.

Fresh: :0

Fresh: Oh dear me!

Studiotale!Error: Oh, hey, Fresh!

Fresh: My fine friend, how have things been? *drinks tea*

Fresh: By jove its been an interesting day!

Fresh: How has work been on AskError?

Studiotale!Error: Just great, we wrapped up a pretty intense scene just recently. I feel so bad because we left it on a pretty big cliffhanger and everyone's dying to know what happened.

Fresh: Oh no!

Fresh: *sets tea down to the side* I bet it must be awful on you, being such a mad character.

Fresh: And I heard about the cliffhanger!

Fresh: Goodness me

Studiotale!Error: Yeah, it was something. CQ said my work was great as ever, but I'm dreading to see what she has in mind for the next scene. We're gonna start working on that tomorrow.

Fresh: Hmm you know what?

Studiotale!Error: Not that I don't like working for her!

Studiotale!Error: Huh?

Fresh: I think I just got some intel

Fresh: I think she says. "You're going to enjoy what happens next. Because CQ is right here, and its going to be heartbreaking. Because I am literally CQ right now on shamchat."

Studiotale!Error: ...I swear, I mean it when I said I do enjoy working with you!

Studiotale!Error: *grabs face* Agh, I'm sorry, you know I'm bad with words unless it's on a script!

Fresh: I believe ya my dear friend! And no its okay!

Fresh: I'm terrible with my scripts

Fresh: at least you have a consistent job!

Fresh: My job bounces around so much, its very frightful

Studiotale!Error: Why're you pretending to be Fresh, though, CQ?...On second thought *He covers his mouth to stifle a laugh* I don't think I'm even surprised at you.

Fresh: hehehe. *jumps out of costume* GOTCHA, Fresh is fun, I love bein fresh

Fresh: I figured since you were studiotale Error, I might as well be Studiotale Fresh, you know, for consistency

Fresh: I'm all about consistency, except when I'm not.

Studiotale!Error: Yeah, I got scared for a moment! All the other Freshes not from Studiotale, are really... ...different from the Fresh that ST Fresh acts out.

Studiotale!Error: Almost inaccurate.

Fresh: Oh yes absolutely!

Fresh: Poor Fresh doesn't even understand the lingo.

Fresh: Heck, I don't even understand the lingo, I make it up as I go along.

Fresh: I make up all my stories as I go along. I don't actually even know what happens next in yours, but, ey, you're gonna act it out just fine while I'm crying in the writers room.

Studiotale!Error: Yeah, but you need to clear it out once my scene's done so I can have my own time to cry. Do you know how much I cried seeing Blueberry's face?!

Studiotale!Error: *He almost tears up agai* He's really good at that face.

Fresh: Oh man, I'm SO SORRY. I know this is hard on you

Fresh: but believe me, its only going to get worse.

Fresh: :D

Studiotale!Error: Don't let him do that face again.

Fresh: I mean, what

Fresh: nevermind me

Studiotale!Error: You know what happens when he sees me crying

Fresh: yeah I do D: I'm so sorry he keeps harrassing you!

Fresh: I'd fire em but he's such a popular character

Fresh: hmm

Fresh: maybe I should kill em off

Studiotale!Error: I can't even be mad at him *faceplants a wall*

Studiotale!Error: ...

Studiotale!Error: I think the rabid fans...

Fresh: you know GOOD POINT

Fresh: they'd freak out on us, but especially me. No. Also you.

Studiotale!Error: *tears up more, whiny voice* DON'T MAKE ME BE THE ONE TO DO IT!

Fresh: eh hehehehehehe kid

Fresh: its what I do

Studiotale!Error: Get Underswap Papyrus to do it, make it an accident!

Studiotale!Error: Oh.

Fresh: I make people cry on the internet.

Fresh: And that includes you

Studiotale!Error: *wipes eyes, partly to hide the blush on his cheeks as he pouts* I wasn't crying.

Studiotale!Error: I was acting.

Studiotale!Error: That's how good I am.

Fresh: Ya know, Error

Fresh: *walks over and puts on shades* I just want you to know something

Fresh: This is going on my tumblr later. BYE.

Fresh has left the conversation.

[loverofpiggies]

Fresh: my name is Fresh, short for Fresh

Fresh: sometimes people think of Fresh, like that great feelin when you pull cupcakes right outta the oven.

Fresh: and they smell like cupcakes, because they're cupcakes.

Fresh: delicious new cupcakes

Fresh: you ever wonder what it would be like to burn to death?

Fresh: lol

Fresh: I think about that

[loverofpiggies]

ShamChat Fun with the Fresh Pt 1

This is a conversation between Chara and yourself, Fresh.

Fresh: WIGGIDY WHAT UP BRAH

Chara: What the fuck...

Fresh: woah no way I'm all up chatting with a stabbin lil freak child

Fresh: listen brah I'm here to tell ya

Fresh: you dont gotta all up be hatin on all dem monsters and stabbin all over the place

Fresh: specifically, the stabbing into other peeps bodies

Chara: And how about you die with them?

Fresh: brah im eternal <3

Fresh: ALSO WHAT UP HOW YOU DOIN LIL PSYCHO KID IM DOING GREAT

Fresh: I'm all up dealin with a crazy existential crisis

Chara: Oh my god is this hell.

Fresh: YO WOULD YOU BELIEVE WE'RE JUST TOYS TO SOMEONE ELSE

Fresh: like we're all up just playthings to some higher power???

Chara: To me maybe...

Fresh: WICKED UNRAD BRAH

Chara: Who even are you?

Fresh: Also do I need to touch your face until you stop

Fresh: because you should stop all up stabbin peeps

Fresh: I mean, you can STAB them, just dont stab me

Fresh: because I'm the bomb diggidy

Chara: You can't stop me.

Fresh: YO THATS FINE YOU CAN TECHNICALLY STAB WHOEVER YO

Fresh: just not me

Fresh: because then

Fresh: you'd have a RAD TIME

Fresh: BD

Fresh: *does a mad wheelie with his heelies*

Chara: ......... Yup, I'm in hell.

Fresh: YO BRAH WE ALL ARE <3

Fresh: but especially you

Fresh: and im glad

Fresh: because you're going to hurt. really really soon.

Fresh: I can tell the future

Chara: Hurt??

Fresh: YUP YO

Chara: How?

Fresh: *gets too close for comfort and grabs ur face* Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

----------- This is a conversation between Frisk and SanzyFresh. SanzyFresh: WIGGIDY WOAH

Frisk: Um...Sans?

SanzyFresh: *puts on rad shades* what up brah good to see ya

SanzyFresh: THE NAME IS FRESH

SanzyFresh: and I'm the raddest baddest brah in the multiverse 

SanzyFresh: WHAT UP MY HOMESLICE BREAD SLICE GARLIC BREAD 

Frisk: Oh dear...Um, I'm Frisk!

SanzyFresh: I hope you're havin a wiggidy un-wack time because man I surE AM

Frisk: Is that good...?

SanzyFresh: yo have you ever thought about what it would be like to fall to ur death? LOL just things I think about sometimes

SanzyFresh: YO ALSO HOW YOU BEEN SINCE NEVER MEETING YOU BEFORE?

Frisk: Uh...n-no actually...I've been okay I guess!

SanzyFresh: dude me too

SanzyFresh: other then this existensial crisis

SanzyFresh: BRAH ITS WICKED UN GNARLY

SanzyFresh: but yo

Frisk: Do you need help mister Fresh?

SanzyFresh: im ok things are GREAT IM GREAT

SanzyFresh: brah im totes malotes fresh brah

SanzyFresh: have you ever thought about what it would be like to remove fingers from one hand and put them on the other? Or take them off entirely? 

SanzyFresh: oh wait I'm a skeleton *takes off some fingers*

Frisk: O-Oh! I didn't know you could do that! Thats cool!

Frisk: Or um...fresh?

SanzyFresh: WHAT UP

SanzyFresh: THATS MY NAME

SanzyFresh: would you believe im not a real sans

SanzyFresh: I'm just possessin one

SanzyFresh: they're TOTES UNHAPPY

Frisk: I mean it as a way to describe like you did.

SanzyFresh: *whispers close to face* yo kid, I understand you want to be my bff

SanzyFresh: but I cant

Frisk: U-Um! Personal space please mister Fresh!

SanzyFresh: DUDE I WRITE PSA's about UNCOMFORTABLE LEVELS OF CLOSENESS TO OTHER CREATURES *grabs face* also p.s. before i go you have a wonderful night and avoid any and all contact with trees tonight IM BEING SERIOUS THOSE FUNKERS WILL KILL YOU OK BYE

SanzyFresh has left the conversation. -------- This is a conversation between Undertale rp chat(ask for link) and yourself, Fresh.

Fresh: :0

Fresh: thats a weird name my homeslice

Fresh: names fresh, Im fresh like fresh baked bread

Undertale rp chat(ask for link) has left the conversation. -------- This is a conversation between Monster kid and yourself, Fresh. 

Fresh: BROOOOO

Fresh: YOUR ARMS

Fresh: you have none

Fresh: brah

Monster kid has left the conversation. ------ This is a conversation between Double Trouble Charas Here and yourself, Fresh.

Fresh: DOUBLE TROUBLE CHARAS HERE

Double Trouble Charas Here: hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i dont mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldnt that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy?

Fresh: CALL ME VILLIAN OF THE YEAR

Fresh: CRUELER STILL THEN ANYGAME

Fresh: SHOUTING BUT NO BODY CAME

Fresh: CAUSE I DONT HAVE A SOUL

Fresh: JUST DETERMINATIONS GOAL

Fresh: IM A KILLIN SPREEE IN STRIPES

Fresh: *whispers*

Fresh: and I'll cut you with my plastic knife

Fresh: :D

Fresh: BD

Double Trouble Charas Here: Metal works better.

Fresh: WHATEVER DONT JUDGE MY LIFE DECISIONS

You've left the conversation. ------------ This is a conversation between Toriel (Asgore?) and yourself, Fresh. 

Fresh: :0

Fresh: WAIT

Fresh: WHO ARE YOU

Fresh: are you lady goat or poppa goat

Fresh: potato goat

Fresh: you know whats fresher then a potato

Fresh: mashed potatsos

Fresh: DELICIOUS MASHED POPSTAPALSoS

Fresh: bye

You've left the conversation.