Apr 9
Anthro nature documentary but it’s for very mundane things. A trip to the store becomes “a lioness hunts for her next meal, acquiring additional provisions for the coming days. Coffee — an energy stimulant that will fuel her during her long night shifts. Cereal, as additional fuel for whenever she is unable to hunt. And finally, a young, studly male who she shall take as her mate for the evening, immediately before he becomes her dinner. Watch as she uses her motherly hips and soothing voice to seduce him back to her den. This is the face of a man who will, within the span of the next few hours, have his pelvis shattered. Followed soon after by the rest of his skeleton as he is pumped through the huntress’ guts.”
