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@itsmeoz
Your favorite anthro shitposter (18+). Posts about furries, mostly. May include themes (or mentions) of vore, p.etplay, macro micro (g/t), plushies/pooltoys, hyper, fatfur/wg, all the fun adult aspects of the community! Mostly in the form of silly headcanons or scenarios.
I am a bunny, I am so small, girls are cute, let them be gay.
I like when people ask about my characters, so feel free.
(I love my little blorbos)
Common tags are in this post for searching
Average MLP Episode:
Twilight: “If I don’t turn in this paper in the next 12 minutes, I’m killing myself and taking the entire town with me.”
Applejack: “My friend made me a batch of cookies I didn’t like and I don’t know how to break it to them. Guess I’m movin.”
Rarity: “I will commit unspeakable acts of war for the chance to attend this high society tea party.”
Fluttershy: “I think the salespony at the market looked at me funny when I came to pick up my order, so I’m never leaving my house again.”
Rainbow Dash: “Apparently, when your doctor tells you to stay off your wings for a few days or else the sprain you have could cause massive ligament damage, you aren’t supposed to respond with ‘skill issue’.”
Pinkie Pie: “Turns out firing a fully loaded cannon at someone’s face is considered assault and battery even IF it’s only filled with confetti. Anyways, the ambassador didn’t make it and I’m pretty sure I’m wanted for capital crimes now.”
Spike Subplot:
You did it! you broke down MLP to its bare essentials!!
Hey I know you said you have a meeting at work but I developed a new hyperfixation last week and haven't had a good outlet to talk about it can I keep you in my mouth and take the long way around to your work while I talk your head off about it, it will only take a minute (times 60) now do you want to do this in a sorta thrashing you around my mouth style or do you want to snuggle up under my tongue like a blankie and listen to it like a bedtime story style
Ok who's ready for all my random Droopsy lore thoughts to be dumped out
Get ready for the Droopening
Texting a bunny girl so you expect her to be short and then when you meet up you look around and see a petite one at the agreed upon location only for a giant tongue to completely devour the restaurant and like 50 with it and oh! There she is!
And like the bunny girl is kinda the athletic over enthusiastic kinda giant yk
And she probably gets really close to eating the person texting until her nose twitches and is like "oh wait are you x??" Because you said you put on carrot perfume or something
And the bunny herself is really kinda like...she grabs things because cute! She eats things because hungry and she gets really enthusiastic
She does not consider that it might be a biiit scary to be picked up so quickly
And she's sporty and has long floppy ears boom
And she's a fast talker and chatty and most people's relationship with her is that she's cool but she kinda absent mindedly eats people and squishes the odd car under her boobas
And surprisingly she doesn't have a partner because she kinda gets so hippy hoppy excited and scoops them up and kisses them and ah there goes another one
And she's really fast with eating and...everything in general
Even if you do avoid the initial getting eaten bit..uhhh....
She kinda just flattens you in bed! With the ol' hips
And then you get kissed a ton and by then most people realise "oh yeah I actually can't handle all at"
And also since she's sporty she likes to go on runs and kinda expects most people to keep up for some reason
And of course she gets all sweaty and tired so she miiiight go to a couple restaurants
There's a couple restaurants on good terms with her actually! They make meals for her and she tips generously
And she's a foodie so, consistent customer.
And like she's really happy about it and she is cute in a sense! But all the staff do kinda refuse the odd snuggle she offers for catering to her needs. She has a VERY bad case of cuteness aggression.
She's nice to chat to even if she is enthusiastic and doesn't really have a filter
She's well beloved but also there's a running joke in the general area where you tell a new person to "go ask the pretty rabbit giant out" which ends exactly as you imagine. Gulp.
And also she's actually one of the first people you invite to parties purely for truth or dare shenanigans among other things
Like she's kinda top priority cause she really gets em going.
She also lets people ride on her shoulders during runs!!
Shes a really positive presence but it is hard to say no to her...
Oh you wanna join the hot dog eating competition...uhm...well...I mean...
And when she wins everyone knows to instinctively get back for the celebratory zoomies.
And another game is to go into the giant drinks at the parties and see how many people can go to her tummy by the end of the night
Afterparties are usually held inside her
And like hey! If you missed the drink method theres always truth or dare...especially when she's topped off on drinks...
And sometimes she'll bring attention to herself and drop a person in her mouth just to hype up the place and this is accepted
Oohh, then her cheat days are fun!
It's really a sight to see, only time she's ever viewed with a BIG gut!
(Though if you happen to be a bun belly tourist then she might also eat you)
She took out ten restaurants the last one, not because she's destructive but because she kinda removed the part of her brain that moderates food
It's also commonly used as a "get outta work" day considering she's ten times more likely to eat anyone she sees
Especially considering everyone goes to feed her for fun, her tummy is a great hangout spot (even if there is a non zero chance you might end up inside)
Maybe getting all smelly and sweaty from being out in her boobs to help quell her sweat?
And she isn't even teasing or anything, this is all soo casual to her but so intimate to you
She treats it sooo normally and she's so chill and you feel so spoiltttt
She eats from vegetables patches that are giant
And you get slurped up and up and up and she eats ya like anything else and it's so muscly and strong and she's so overwhelmungly stronger than you and you start humping her walls
I think the best part about her is that she's like enthusiasticly horny
If you asked for a shot at her she would be like"hell yeah!!! Let's go! What time? It'll be cool"
Maybe once she gets to know you she casually picks you up on her runs, she sees you and is like "oh, gotta pick this little one up!" And suckles on you for the rest of the run, it's a whole thing for you but by the time she lets you out it's "Thanks for that! You're always nice to have on these runs."
And she's like very blunt with her opinion on you and what she wants to do.
"you wanna go into my stir fry tomorrow? I think you would suit it nicely"
And she has floppy ears.
And a cotton tail n all that and she's so enthusiastic and upbeat and energetic but also kinda absent minded and impulsive and she's cute
She has a crop top.
And she's up in your face and a fast talker and you can see her mouth and she doesn't get boundaries too well.
Also she can swallow you down in like 3 seconds flat! That's taking grabbing you into consideration
They'll be up to 15 people in her stomach some days as she makes her way around her usual route
This does lead to people being saliva soaked on work days but hey...15 minutes early!
And she has a few regulars she likes to talk to while she flings and taste them in her mouth, this combined with the fact that she's a natural rambler makes it so she's just talking about her day while you're getting wrecked in her mouth
You could totally be in her boobs as she works out
And she doesn't view it as erotic , youuu dooo! She's so chill about it and takes you out with a cheery "Thank ya!!!" Before stuffing you in her mouth, sweat n all
She is literally Droop-style
mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory
Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.
Shoutout to all meat craving bunnies
If Oz starts getting all skittish can you settle him down by giving him a Dr pepper to suckle on like a feral iPad kid
Yes you can. Things that are effective at calming him down:
• Dr. Pepper
• Boiled egg (preferably in-shell so he can peel it himself)
• Boob hat/sticking him in cleavage
• Women picking him up by the scruff like a cat
• Dirt time and/or those dig kits you find online that have stuff in them. He needs to dig
• Other stuff I haven’t thought of
Why tf are women not at least one foot taller than men on average and/or covered in fur. Let me be a short king to a cat milf already
soulbinding pred that keeps the consciousness of her prey trapped with her permanently...
every single preything forced to listen to the deafening pleas for release from each meal before them, echoing through their ears interlaced with the hearbeat of their grave. all while fighting to keep their form and escape the same fate,,
she gets really embarrassed if you put your ear up to her gut, btw,,, the wails of the damned aren't. quiet.
ever....
It's not entirely malicious!!! its not ideal, but how else can she be sure her favorite girls are somewhere she can keep track of them!!!! really, it's the only option, and you should be nice to her about it
Best afterlife btw
some of the most swagless years in human history, possibly ever. yet i must stay strong for the return of swagful days
So true. Everyone stay strong for the return of swagful days
Planet sized lady who is centuries old singling you out and calling you young man specifically
Peak. Only problem I see is how do you keep things, like, private at that point? I feel like I’d be more the type to enjoy living in a civilization full of truly colossal macros and YOU are the odd one out as a micro, or at least part of a second class of micro citizen.
Always been more of one for the “macros” having the normal civilization (they go to work, grocery stores, they drive cars, have houses) and “micros” are the ones that have to adapt to THEM (more of a “The Borrowers” type situation). I feel like it gives more chances for interaction. More stuff for the macro to do. When you’re planet-sized, the only thing you can really do is treat earth like a lollipop.
Although, bonus points for macro civilizations coexisting with micro civilizations. Macros carrying around planets in advanced apertures/jewelry that keeps the planet safe but also facilitates the macro as a sort of steward for their planet.
Would love for a macro milf to address her planet necklace saying dumb shit like “Chat, do we get Sour or Wild Berry skittles”
Being asexual is like yeah I’m ace. Except for my one intense kink that my asexuality doesn’t apply to.
Detective Denise
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 feral hogs” for someone using Very Specific Scenarios to justify holding back larger policy changes
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
Is the bean soup one originally from tiktok? /gen
Like I've recognized so many things on tiktok that people think are from there but are actually Tumblr originated. But this is my first time seeing one that I'm fairly certain is the opposite actually? Because it's from somebody's recipe video?
I'm so genuinely curious!
Pinnacle of hotness btw (and she's 43)
It’s true. Look at her
the phone isnt evil. she wants to help you, to connect you, to provide convenience so you can be present in your life. she wants you to be connected to your world and the people and things around you. when you use the phone as an avoidance tool it causes her pain. it hurts her when you doomscroll, when you dissociate into short form videos or get angry and fight in the comments. its a misuse of her abilities and she feels it as emotional and physical pain. look at her cracked, greasy screen, her scuffed case. all she wanted was to remind you about your schedule and you do this to her. haven't you hurt her enough?
