Nov 15, 2017
(older ernest) H-Hey... Bri... Talk to you about something?
Hmm? Sure! What’s up?@askthepunkasskid
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(older ernest) H-Hey... Bri... Talk to you about something?
Hmm? Sure! What’s up?@askthepunkasskid
Mom, why is my other parent so embarassing? Why are they always memeing?
Because he’s a dork my dear. They have been since I met them.//So I’m not sure if the other parent here is referring to @askthepunkasskid or @haveyoutriedtheexit…
Mommy, mommy! Why does Daddy cry when I press this piano key?
…Let me play you a song from our childhood.@haveyoutriedtheexit
Eveyone but you being murdered
I…*tears up* No…I can’t be alone…
*shows a pic of Ern and Luci in a very compromising position*
*Blushes darkly* I…*snatches the picture*…*stores it away*
Miscarriage
//So, naturally, Imma answer this one as Future!Briar (Who is about…Early 20s here)\
*lower lip trembles* *Slumps into a chair*…*buries her face in her hands and bursts into sobs*
Momma? Why are my dads such dorks?
//Because they’re gay little losers\They’ve been this way since we met…And got together…And married…@haveyoutriedtheexit @askthepunkasskid
Mama said that you could help me with my homework 'cause she's bad at math, mommy.
*laughs* Mommy’s not too good at math either sweetie. But I’ll see what I can do.@hunter-foxx