Mar 23
Future teller, but they only use their powers to be funny.
"Hey, so what's the political situation like in, let's say, 10 years?"
"I cannot morally share this information as giving away people knowledge about the future may fuck things up."
"I would never kill someone."
"Eh, you know what they say, never say never."
"What stocks should I invest in?"
"Do your own research and choose accordingly, I am not your financial advisor"
"I will love him forever!"
plays clown music with a smirk on their face
