#futuresigfig

[aterriblerealm]

One of my favorite currently ongoing series on Instagram is @lego.by.ps' story set in Tolkien's Middle-earth, full of original characters, under the hashtag #legobelethan. ⚔ In this post, I will attempt to write some fan fiction with a #futuresigfig named "South" Rÿân the Easterling. (Everyone would pronounce it "Southron the Easterling.") To anyone who will listen, "South" Rÿân the Easterling will tell tall tales about defeating two Blue Wizards, stealing three Dwarven rings from the Dark Lord Sauron, and receiving a magical sword from a furry dragon sometime yesterday. He also claims his canine companion Kāté Dög is actually the return of the even Darker Lord Morgoth, the Darkest Lord, none more dark. ⚔ Tall tales, indeed. ⚔ #katedog #lego #sigfig (at Middle Earth Reptiles)

[aterriblerealm]

Do the evolution. #friendjas #futuresigfig #katedog #lego #sigfig

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If my #futuresigfig were to become a dictator of the United States 🇺🇸😱, he would reapportion the lower 48 states into 13 districts and institute an annual Mortal Kombat tournament. My current #sigfig would have no choice but to travel into the future to stop his future self … because simply changing his ways in the present would have been too easy. 😑 It's complicated. 😅 #backtothefutureday #katedog #lego

[aterriblerealm]

If my #futuresigfig were to become a dictator of the United States 🇺🇸😱, he would reapportion the lower 48 states into 13 districts and institute an annual Mortal Kombat tournament. My current #sigfig would have no choice to travel into the future to stop his future self … because simply changing his ways would have been too easy. It's complicated. #backtothefutureday #katedog #lego

[aterriblerealm]

Hardy Har the #FutureSigfig wishes you all a Happy Drink Like a Pirate Day! 🍻 No, Talk Like a Parrot Day? Oh, #talklikeapirateday! #katedog #lego #sigfig

[aterriblerealm]

Now that my #throwbacksigfig series is over for now, maybe I should start a #futuresigfig series. Anyway, here's the current #sigfig of yours truly and #KateDog. It's really not made out of expensive parts; hopefully @lego won't sell out on these pieces anytime soon. #lego

[aleaffallsin]

Dear you,

I don't want you. Well, not really anyways. I like the idea of you and all the things you could entail. I like to think of how cute it would be to be with you. To hold your hand and have friends of mine sneak cute pictures of us, like they have in the past. To nap with you and wake up next to you. To spend the before and after work time with you, but not all the time. To go to shows and pride with you. (Don't assume your gender because I can't.) To kill the loneliness with you. To make love to you or to fuck violently with you, whichever you prefer. To drag you into stores with me and make you watch me try on dress after dress and help me decide. Or to try on dresses together, in the same fitting room. For fun, for drag, or because you actually like to. Eat Ramen out of coffee mugs and consume delicious drinks only to be turned into not-so-delicious piss, unless you're into that sort of thing. (To each their own.) But I do not like the idea of the sad look on your face when I pull away suddenly. Or how your heart must ache when your texts, calls, and instant messages go unanswered. Or what you must think when I start shouting at you, for no reason at all or for all of the reasons. I don't like the idea of subjecting you to every manic high and instantaneous manic lows. I do not like the idea of the jealously that turns my toes green, only for me to see. I do not like how you cloud my head or on the occasion leave it entirely as I lust after that boy in the hall. I don't like how you keep things from me, and me from you. I don't like your disdain towards how my friends and I interact. I don't like when you push me away and tell me my mouth tastes like an astray. (I can hear the disgust laced into your tone.) I don't like being your's, feeling owned. And I don't like how sometimes I just can't get off because you're around or the rhythm just isn't right. I don't like all the disappointment scattered across your face or the distance between us. I don't like the good and the bad, or the unconvincing smiles, or the hearty goodbyes and hollow hellos. I don't like the way I like you, not even a little bit, not even at all. And I loathe the way I love you, fully, wholeheartedly, mind-numbingly all together. 

I'm sorry, Love, Kelsea. 

[aleaffallsin]

Dear you,

I have a strange attachment to sleeping next to someone every night. I get into these spells where if I don't have someone to sleep next to I always wind up hugging my pillow throughout the entire night. I'm okay with hugging my pillow from time to time but I'd really prefer to be your little spoon as often as possible. I love to go out and do fun things but sometimes I get really lazy and sometimes I get sad and all I want to do is lay and stay inside. Will you stay inside and watch movies with me on cold rainy nights like these? Nights like these when I need it the most, nights like these where I'm still nursing a slight hangover from the half bottle of vodka I consumed without realizing it the night before. I wish you were here now to watch One Day with me, I love Anne Hathaway, do you? Or is that one of the silly things we'll bicker about? Either way. I'm a little self destructive but I hope you'll be strong and be able to handle me, I haven't found someone who can yet. I look forward to meeting you every day darling, if I haven't already that is. I want to read you poetry, and show you new tunes, and introduce you to my Neen. Maybe I'll even be able to introduce you to my Grandma, now that'd be something else.. Anywho. I miss you. Somehow. 

Sincerely,  Your future sigfig.