The AUs (+Dream and Nightmare) Start a Chat Group
Introduction: Alright, I had a random idea, that amused me. What if these dorks started a chat group. Fair warning, this is coming off of G33kVerse, and will potentially contain spoilers for "Literary Nightmare", and "G33kTale". (Yes, I have finally decided that Literary Nightmare is a part of the multiverse of G33kTale.) Now, to the spoilers: Nightmare has been uncorrupted. Ink isn't there because he is dead. (No, I will not tell you how he died.) G33k has met them. (No, I will not say how, all you need to know is that they meet them.) You have been fully informed, now. So...
Onward to the chat group!
The actual thing itself:
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25 has joined the chat.
Angy Octopus has joined the chat.
G33k has joined the chat.
WalkingWindowsVista has joined the chat.
WalkingWindowsVista: Who named me that?!
Angy Octopus: Not me.
G33k: Lol.
WalkingWindowsVista: G33k!!!
Angy Octopus: You're only supposed to put one exclamation point. Like this: G33k, it's rude to take people's phones, and do things like that! See?
WalkingWindowsVista: 🙄
Angy Octopus: Rude.
G33k: It wasn't me, I just thought it was funny.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: I THINK I KNOW WHO DID IT.
WalkingWindowsVista: Who?
Angy Octopus: Blue, your caps lock is on.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: I KNOW, IT'S STUCK.
G33k: How? Didn't you just get a new phone?
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: YES. I'M STARTING TO THINK I'M CURSED. 😢
WalkingWindowsVista: Answer me, berry!
Angy Octopus: I don't think you're cursed. Maybe you just have a habit of accidentally turning it on.
G33k: Makes sense.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: HOW, THOUGH? I DON'T HOLD THE SHIFT BUTTON THAT LONG.
Angy Octopus: Oh, you turn caps on by holding "Shift"?
G33k: Yeah...?
WalkingWindowsVista: TELL ME WHO CHANGED MY NAME!!!
Angy Octopus: OH, COOL! Now if only I could figure out emojis. :(
G33k: You could get Dream to help you.
Angy Octopus: He's busy helping one of the AUs.
G33k: Oh.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: IF YOU COME TO UNDERSWAP, I COULD HELP YOU! 😁
Angy Octopus: No, it's alright, I can wait on Dream. And while I wait on him, I can figure out some of these things on my own. :)
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: IF YOU SAY SO.
oglzy🦴 has joined the chat.
oglzy🦴: sup
G33k: Hello, Classic.
WalkingWindowsVista: WILL SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHO CHANGED MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
oglzy🦴: wut's the vista's malfunction
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: OH RIGHT, I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM WHO I THINK CHANGED HIS NAME!
WalkingWindowsVista: About time!
G33k: Aren't Windows Vistas always malfunctioning? 🤨
oglazy🦴: lol
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: I THINK FRESH CHANGED IT. HE'S ALWAYS MESSING WITH YOU, AND IT CERTAINLY WASN'T INK, AS HE...
Angy Octopus: How about we talk about something else?
WalkingWindowsVista: Of course it was Fresh. Why can't that parasite leave me alone?!
Angy Octopus left the chat.
G33k: Why did Nightmare leave?
oglazy🦴: prob hit the wrong button
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: I'LL INVITE HIM BACK TO THE CHAT GROUP. 😅
Angy Octopus has joined the chat.
Angy Octopus: Wrong button.
oglazy🦴: called it
Angy Octopus: But, in the process I did find the emoji board! 😄
G33k: 👍
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: NOCE.
WalkingWindowsVista: Nice*
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: THAT'S WHAT I MEANT, I JUST HIT ENTER TOO SOON.
oglzy🦴: oof
G33k: Mood.
Angy Octopus: All of you are making me feel old.
oglzy🦴: aren't u over 500
Angy Octopus: Maybe.
WalkingWindowsVista: Hey, noot, I found the perfect emojis for you! 🐙👴
Angy Octopus: 😒
oglzy🦴: lol
G33k: Be nice.
Angy Octopus: What does "lol" mean?
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: IT MEANS "LAUGH OUT LOUD".
WalkingWindowsVista: What the berry said.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: PLEASE STOP CALLING ME "BERRY". IT'S ANNOYING.
WalkingWindowsVista: Ok, berry.
Angy Octopus: This chat group was a terrible idea.
G33k: I couldn't agree more.
NeighbrohoodSkelepal has joined the chat.
G33k: I stand corrected.
NeighbrohoodSkelepal: Sup, broskis?
WalkingWindowsVista: End me. Please just end me.
NeighbrohoodSkelepal has left the chat.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: THERE. I KICKED HIM OUT. SERIOUSLY, HOW DID HE EVEN GET IN WITHOUT ME INVITING HIM?
Angy Octopus: Don't ask me, I don't even know how to turn down the brightness on this frustratingly difficult to use piece of technology.
G33k: Don't feel bad. For a long time, I couldn't figure out how to make a screenshot.
oglzy🦴: srsly kid
G33k: Yep.
Angy Octopus: Seriously, kid?*
oglzy🦴: wut's wrong with how i'm typing
Angy Octopus: It's a little annoying to me.
WalkingWindowsVista: Says the one who has "Angy" in their name.
Angy Octopus: I didn't name myself this.
WalkingWindowsVista: Then who did?
Angy Octopus: Cross did.
G33k: 😑
G33k: Of course.
Gold Harted Been has joined the chat.
Gold Harted Been: Hello.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: HELLO, DREAM.
Angy Octopus: Dream, your name is spelled wrong.
Gold Harted Been: I know. I meant to fix it, but I've been too busy.
G33k: That name does seem fitting, though.
WalkingWindowsVista: It would be more fitting if it were "Gold Hearted Nuisance".
oglzy🦴: do u have anything that's not rude to say
WalkingWindowsVista: Nope.
Angy Octopus: Can you please refrain from throwing insults at my brother? At least he hasn't been a pile of salt the whole time he's been here, and does something other than sit around in a blank space watching a soap opera AU.
G33k: Oh dang!
oglzy🦴: 10 points to the noot lord
WalkingWindowsVista: Nerd.
Angy Octopus: Vexatious insect.
Gold Harted Been: Please stop fighting.
WalkingWindowsVista: I would've loved to see you still being controlled by that parasitic creature.
Angy Octopus: Fresh is going to get you one of these days, and I'm going to laugh.
WalkingWindowsVista: You and your corrupted self aren't that different.
Angy Octopus: What's that supposed to mean?!
G33k: Error, stop!
WalkingWindowsVista: You're both evil and only want to see others suffer.
Gold Harted Been: Nightmare, don't listen to him.
oglzy🦴: Error, that was uncalled for!
WalkingWindowsVista: Well, it's true. Only someone who's really evil would wish Fresh upon someone, or laugh if they got nabbed by him.
Gold Harted Been: You started it!
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: DREAM'S RIGHT. YOU STARTED THE FIGHT BY BEING A JERK TO DREAM, AND HE WAS JUST TRYING TO STAND UP FOR HIM. WHEN PEOPLE ARE MAD THEY SAY THINGS THEY DON'T MEAN. HONESTLY, THE ONLY EVIL ONE WHO'S LIKELY TO BE EVIL HERE IS YOU. YOU DESTROY WORLDS. WHAT HAS NIGHTMARE DONE?
WalkingWindowsVista: He makes people miserable.
Gold Harted Been: No he doesn't! That's just his
Gold Harted Been: I forgot how to spell it.
G33k: Aura?
Gold Harted Been: I think so.
Angy Octopus: Dream, it's fine. There's no need to stand up for me. After all, he's probably right. I'm just going to leave the chat.
Angy Octopus has left the chat.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: GREAT, NOW SEE WHAT YOU DID?!
WalkingWindowsVista: Yup, and I feel no guilt for it. 😎
G33k: Lol, that emoji kinda resembles Fresh.
WalkingWindowsVista: Great... Now I have another thing that parasite has ruined.
oglzy🦴: u do realize wat u might've just done right
WalkingWindowsVista: Upset Nightmare? He'll get over it.
Gold Harted Been: It's not hard for him to get re... Um... Help, I don't know how to spell that.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: RE-CORRUPTED.
Gold Harted Been: Thank you, Blue.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: ANYTIME, FRIEND.
WalkingWindowsVista: I doubt the situation will get that bad.
G33k: You literally did exactly what caused him to get corrupted before.
Gold Harted Been: You know about that?
G33k: Yeah, he told me.
oglzy🦴: well they do talk to each other a lot
Gold Harted Been: True.
WalkingWindowsVista: I still don't think he's going to get corrupted. You got rid of it, right? And he would have to eat more of those weird apples, right?
Gold Harted Been: No.
WalkingWindowsVista: You didn't change him back?
Gold Harted Been: No. He got free on his own.
WalkingWindowsVista: I guess that explains why he could get changed back.
oglzy🦴: energy cannot be destroyed, it can only be changed or transported. so, even if dream had managed to change him back, it likely would've just suppressed the corruption.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: WHAT CLASSIC SAID.
Gold Harted Been: And you say that you're lazy.
oglzy🦴: i'm
MAGNIFICENTSKELTON25: I am*
oglzy🦴: idc
G33k: That doesn't seem very lazy, to me.
oglzy🦴: being lzy doesn't mean i'm not a dork
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: YOU STILL TYPED A LOT.
oglzy🦴: who said i typed anything 😏
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: AND HERE I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT'VE BEEN HOPE FOR YOU. 😒
G33k: Lol.
Gold Harted Been: I'm going to go check on Nightmare. If I don't say anything for 7 hours, I'm likely a statue.
MAGNFICENTSKELETON25: BE CAREFUL.
G33k: Yes, please do. Being turned into a statue doesn't sound very pleasant.
oglzy🦴: sounds great to me u don't have to do anything
WalkingWindowsVista: You literally CAN'T do anything.
Stabstabstabstabstab has joined the chat.
oglzy🦴: yep that's the point
Stabstabstabstabstab: Point? 🔪🙂
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: WRONG KIND OF POINT, KILLER.
G33k: 😐
Stabstabstabstabstab: Is Cross here?
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: Why?
Stabstabstabstabstab: No reason.
oglzy🦴: wut's killer doing in the chat
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: I INVITED HIM.
oglzy🦴: y
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: WHY NOT?
oglzy🦴: he's crazy
Stabstabstabstabstab: He's right.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: HE'S LITERALLY JUST YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE.
WalkingWindowsVista: And you guys were getting onto me for being rude. 🙃 How hypocritical.
G33k: Pu tuhs.
WalkingWindowsVista: ???
G33k: 🙂
WalkingWindowsVista:???
G33k: ...
G33k: What?
WalkingWindowsVista: Did you really just spell "shut up" backwards?
oglzy🦴: i think they did
WalkingWindowsVista: Why?
G33k: To confuse you because I'm bored.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: GREAT GOOGALY MOOGALY THIS HAS ALL GONE TO SHOE!!!
oglzy🦴: pls tell me u did said "shoe" on purpose
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: I WISH I DID.
WalkingWindowsVista: It couldn't have been Fresh, right? He left.
G33k: Yeah, and it would've said it if he rejoined.
Stabstabstabstabstab: It wasn't me.
NeighbrohoodSkelepal: I'm back, mah rad brotato pals! Ya didn't think I'd go that easily, did ya?
WalkingWindowsVista: I'm outta here!
oglzy🦴: i second that
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25: I FORGOT I HAVE TO MAKE DINNER, SO ME THREE!
G33k: Nope, not staying, either.
WalkingWindowsVista has left the chat.
oglzy🦴 has left the chat.
MAGNIFICENTSKELETON25 has left the chat.
G33k has left the chat.
Stabstabstabstabstab has left the chat.
NeighbrohoodSkelepal: Brah, dats cold, I was just gonna hang out with ya.
Le Description-
This was fun. When the AUs make a chat group, what could possibly go wrong? I'll tell you what: Everything. Everything could go wrong. Yes, this was supposed to be Blue's idea. Classic doesn't care about grammar, Dream can't spell, Nightmare doesn't know how to use anything, G33k is just there. Why did Killer want to know Cross's location? Who knows. This is Killer, he unpredictable. And poor Nightmare, he can't get a moment's peace. Error better be sorry for that. Now, to the credits! Undertale is owned by: Toby Fox Ink is owned by: Myebi/Comyet Error and Fresh are owned by: TheCrayonQueen/loverofpiggies Killer is owned by: rahafwabas/rahofy-stetch Dreamtale is owned by: JokuDream/jokublog Cross is owned by: JakeiArtwork/jakei95 Underswap is owned by: The AU Community (originally popcornpr1nce) G33kTale and G33kVerse are owned by: Me Feel free to do fanart if you want. Just, send a link, or something. I'd love to see it!
